[Western Crossover] Demons Run Amok

As a rare sane person in a crowd of maniacs, A Bing diligently takes his meds and turns over a new leaf, making him a model employee in the Transmigration Bureau.

Transmigration Bureau: Let him stop blowing things up first, then I'll say that.

So A Bing decides to vacation in a world that mixes Marvel and DC.

One day, on his way to get a meal, he passes Bruce kissing a girl with a very contradictory appearance in the middle of the street.

She has a Mary Sue aura, a rainbow of hair colors, and cherry blossoms float around her when she's happy, while snowflakes fall when she's sad.

When she cries, diamonds and pearls fall from her eyes.

Her... stuff could circle the entire solar system.

Everyone loves her. Her skin is so delicate it looks like it would break at a touch, and her eyes change color with her mood like neon signs.

She sways and sashays as she walks, looking so pitiful that no one can resist when she gazes at them with those rainbow neon eyes.

Yet when she reaches under her skirt, what she pulls out is bigger than yours.

A Bing: A cross-dressing beauty. For real.

As Mary Sue sheds pearls, she asks,

"Do you love me?"

A Bing looks at the Mary Sue before him as if she's an idiot.

"I don't love you."

Then every superhero and supervillain sets their sights on him.

A Bing: What the hell, don't make me lose it!

Jason: What the hell, one of my dads has turned into the Joker.

This is a short-to-medium-length story. Proceed with caution if you can't handle absurd stories.

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