Life was changing, and Tang Xindan was living a bit depressed. He accidentally picked up a dying kitten, and revived it bit by bit. He raised it until he stepped on its breasts, clung to people, acted coquettishly, and became proficient in meowing.
Tang Xindan: "How can there be such a cute and healing creature in the world QAQ! I love him! I want him to live healthy! Take him to cut his balls!"
Then his beloved cat disappeared.
Tang Xindan: WTF? ! What's the meaning of life without cats?
Later, Tang Xindan, who was desperately looking for the cat, was blocked by his runaway tenant.
Xie: "I'm here for revenge."
Tang: "?"
Xie: "Hold me up and let me catch the farting bugs on the ceiling."
Tang: "?" Don't lie to me, how could anyone possibly lift you?
Xie: "Put a sock over my head and cut my nails."
Tang: "!" Shocked! How big are those socks!
Xie: "Flick my balls, but also cut my balls."
Tang: "???" Wait, something seems wrong.
Xie: "Touch, touch, and look at me, and you don't intend to take responsibility, you scumbag."
Tang: "..." Could it be that he is my cat?
Impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
My cat is so soft and cute! It can't be that big!
Xie Mingyang×Tang Xindan
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DeminingPlease read carefully:
1. It's not a purely sweet article, it's not a purely sweet article, it's not a purely sweet article. I didn't include the "sweet text" tag.
2. There are [dog-blooded amnesia stalks] appearing, so those who only like pure sweet articles should be careful and consider whether to continue reading.
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Recommendations for the author's final article:
"Mr. Chen Walking the Dog": Externally elite, internally shy and innocent, aggressive × gentle, self-possessed and receptive
"Mr. Orange": The great writer of Wenrun is successful.
"Mr. Fu's Redemption": Little Wolf Dog Attack × Depression Sufferer
"My Tang You": Gentle and paranoid pianist attack × self-destructive tendency
"Submit the List": Zha Gong × Crazy Shou (this BE)
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Documentation
①"Uncle Wei is ignoring you"
On the day when Wei Fengmian's movie was finished filming, he met a big boy who looked pleasing to the eye no matter how he drank.
The big boy was so good-looking that he couldn't help but look at him a few more times as he poked him everywhere.
A friend told him: "That is the eldest son of the Yun family, Yun Zhengyan."
Wei Fengmian took a sip of wine and immediately sobered up.
After not seeing him for many years, Yun Zhengyan had grown so big that he didn't even recognize him.
Friend: "What, you like it?"
Wei Fengmian put his hand on his forehead: That's impossible.
Yun Zhengyan still had to call him uncle.
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Under 9 years old.
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②"Bamboo Horse He Loves Me So Much"
Ou Guangzhou×Hao Linye
1.
Hao Linye never thought that he would see Ou Guangzhou again in his lifetime.
It was a rainy day and he was driving along the mountain road. The car broke down in the middle of the night.
It's really an inch, and the phone is broken.
It wasn't like there were no cars passing by in the middle of the night, but everyone was afraid and didn't dare to stop.
Later, a car finally came that dared to stop.
The person who got off the driver's seat turned out to be Ou Guangzhou.
Hao Linye thought that even if he slept in this barren mountain for one night, it would be better than meeting Ou Guangzhou.
They had a quarrel.
2.
Later at a banquet, the two met again.
Dr. Hao is handsome, a gentleman and has a bright future.
Everyone said that they don't know which girl a man like this will get in the end.
Ou Guangzhou thought to himself that no girl would be cheaper.
Hao Linye was gay, and they had slept together.
Moreover, Hao Linye is not a gentleman,
Who is an honorable person who would always be in trouble and end up giving up?
Thinking like this, he held a grudge and glanced at Hao Linye longingly.
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Time will change a lot, but there are some things that cannot be changed no matter how long it takes.
Such as love, such as longing, such as those years we spent together
Lin Ye, my biggest wish in this life is to go from school uniform to gray hair with you.
Purpose: Mutual redemption
Reader comments
It smells so good! ! ! ! ! ! !
Damn, it should be the women's locker room, right?
It smells so good! ! ! ! ! ! !
Damn, it should be the women's locker room, right?
I'm so stupid for crying(;???Д??`)
Please update~~~~~~~~~~(づ ̄?? ̄)づ(づ ̄?? ̄)づ(?????)