I Really Don't Want to Make a Living Off My Looks

Jiang Yin had dreamed of becoming a famous singer since he was little. But whenever he sang... His parents: Our son is so handsome. His friends: You sing so beautifully! Wait, I mean, you look so beautiful! His audience: Sorry, what were you singing just now? I wasn't paying attention. Jiang Yin, furious: I invited you to listen to me sing, not to stare at my face! Furious, Jiang Yin combed his hair into a bowl cut, put on glasses with lenses as thick as the bottom of beer bottles, and entered a nationally renowned arts college, determined to win over audiences with his talent. He decided to start by winning over the campus heartthrob in his dorm. The campus heartthrob came from a wealthy, influential family. He was extraordinarily handsome and had been showered with praise all his life. What he never expected was that he'd fall for the unremarkable little underdog in his dorm. Campus heartthrob: Be my sidekick and I'll look after you. I'll give you fifty thousand a month in spending money. Jiang Yin looked at the several million in pocket money on his card and hesitated: ...No, thanks. Campus heartthrob: He isn't even tempted by my money. So pure and genuine! The campus heartthrob flashed Jiang Yin his trademark smile. Jiang Yin: ...I think my roommate might have a mental problem. I don't want to win him over anymore. Campus heartthrob: Heh, that's not up to you. Content warnings: 1. This story covers both campus life and the entertainment industry. 2. The setting is fictional, and many things may differ from real life. Please don't take it too seriously. 3. Written with total creative abandon. Don't expect it to make sense. Just have fun. Coming soon: Transmigrated as a Doomed Cannon Fodder Ye Qingyun transmigrated into a badly written, clichéd danmei novel with an unfinished ending, becoming the villainous cannon fodder. In the novel, the protagonist, Gu Chenyuan, was cold and heartless, and had never given his heart to anyone. Even when everyone in the book tried every possible way to win him over, he remained unmoved. Ye Qingyun remembered the ending: Gu Chenyuan stood atop a high-rise, watching the lovers below embrace, a mocking smile at the corner of his mouth. Ye Qingyun knew he didn't have what it took to win over the protagonist. He planned to diligently complete his mission and get out as soon as possible. But the protagonist's gaze seemed to be getting stranger and stranger... Gu Chenyuan believed he could never fall in love with anyone in this lifetime. He was born with a strange bloodline. Though it gave him great power, if he ever fell in love with someone, he would be forever unable to betray or leave them. Otherwise, his mental sea would suffer devastating damage. As a living humanoid weapon and the strongest person in the world, Gu Chenyuan's life was filled with endless schemes. Everyone wanted him to fall in love with them, hoping to use his affection to climb higher. No one was genuinely kind to him, and he would never fall for anyone. Only after Ye Qingyun appeared did Gu Chenyuan learn that someone could treat him sincerely, without wanting anything in return. * After learning the truth, Ye Qingyun developed a potion and handed it to Gu Chenyuan. "I made you an antidote. Drink it, and your bloodline won't affect you anymore. You'll be free to do whatever you want." Gu Chenyuan raised his hand and poured the precious antidote into the dirt. He loved him. He didn't need an antidote. Theme: