Where's the Promised Bad Ending? Quick Transmigration

After Chen Qi died, his soul left his body. Instead of going to the underworld, he was drafted into service by the powers above. A god who looked like a con man talked him into carrying out bad-ending missions in various worlds in exchange for a better next life. Chen Qi took one look at the deal the god offered and agreed without a second thought. Then he discovered that his targets weren't even human... Star Lord: "You have a full heavenly court and an extraordinary bone structure. You're destined for greatness!" Chen Qi: "I'm dead and have turned to smoke. Where would I get bones?" Star Lord: "Want to be born into a wealthy family in your next life? Want to become a famous star? Want to break into the circles of the powerful and become someone important?" Chen Qi: "I do!" Star Lord: "Then work hard to win over your targets and complete your missions with a bad ending. The more tragic the ending, the happier your next life will be. You'll be born into a rich third-generation family and become the entertainment industry's watchdog! I'm rooting for you, kid. Go for it!" Star Lord's inner thoughts: "Damn it, I refuse to believe I can't break up this pair of gay idiots!" After N worlds Star Lord: "I wanted him to loathe you, hate you, and despise you beyond reason! Not to become obsessed with you, fall for you, and be completely besotted with you!" Chen Qi: "Can I just ask... If this keeps up, will I even be reborn as a human next time?" This is the story of an insignificant nobody who wants to be reborn into a rich family, and works hard to complete his missions, only to end up turning every bad ending into a happy ending. Cheerful, energetic human bottom x tsundere, scheming nonhuman top A quick transmigration story. The top is almost never human (and he's not the Star Lord). Still not scary, just sweet, sweet, sweet. Purpose: Study hard to stay alive