A Star Chef's Handbook

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Qiao Chu has barely had time to enjoy his newly won Golden Chef Award when he's forced to travel a thousand years into the future, to the interstellar era.

The interstellar era is great in every way, except that its culinary culture is simply indescribable.

Painting with food is understandable. Reciting poetry while slaughtering pigs is something he can put up with.

But dancing at a cooking competition? Are you kidding me???

Chef Qiao sharpens his knives: All of you, move aside! It's my turn to put on a show!

Sizzling double-crisp, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, shrimp wrapped in jade ribbons, chicken baked in paper.

Pork belly braised with fermented black beans, duck blood stir-fry, mapo tofu, fish with pickled vegetables.

The people of the interstellar era eat with joy and tears streaming down their faces: Master, you're a god descended from the heavens! You've saved us from misery! May you live for a thousand generations! Master, why is your seasoning sauce for rice sold out again??!!

Qiao Chu calmly asks for leave: There's nothing I can do about it being sold out. I have to go home with my darling to get him some plastic surgery.

The top isn't ugly, really, really, really! He's a high-level, non-carbon-based intelligent life-form. He pretends to be a System early on, then gets plastic surgery for love and goes home to inherit a planet later. Truly a touching tale of a great top.

A culinary genius who makes wildly direct advances, has a commanding presence, and loves to roast people, the bottom vs. a cute, gentle top early on who becomes devastatingly handsome later, can do anything except cook, and is an utterly besotted romantic who thinks his wife is the best in the world

In short, this is a delicious story: lighthearted, with no angst, schemes, or intrigues. Our future is about eating our way across the stars and seas!

[Here's the blurb for my upcoming novel. Visit my author page to add it to your collection.]

"The Years I Spent Looking for Dad"

On the day Shi Yue turns eighteen, his adoptive father suddenly vanishes without a trace.

Faced with the family's struggling business and his resentment toward his father for failing to grant his birthday wish,

Shi Yue smacks his forehead, packs his things, takes over his father's business, and sets off on a long journey to find his dad.

The Endless Tower houses three thousand great demons and three thousand lesser spirits. Countless monsters and ghosts are under the tower master's control.

When the previous tower master suddenly disappears, the monsters seize the opportunity to leave the tower and wreak havoc. They think the world is now theirs to roam freely.

Who would have thought that the tower master's dimwitted adopted son would come after them, carrying the Record of Spirits:

Did any of you see my dad before you ran away from home?

Heh, you idiot. We escaped from prison! Who calls a prison home?

No monster thinks much of this soft-as-a-steamed-bun heir to the tower,

until the bun pins them down and rubs their faces into the ground over and over.

"You don't even know where Master went. What good are you?"

Also known as "Where in the World Is My Amazing Dad?" and "Monsters, Get Back in the Tower"

A modern setting in an alternate world. The monsters are inspired by various ancient texts and the author's imagination, so don't take it too seriously~

A silly, lighthearted monster story, warm and sweet with no angst.

Bottom-centric, with a soft, cute bottom of unusual logic and incredible strength x a dramatic, troublesome old monster of a top

The top is not the adoptive father. No messing around with a father-son relationship.

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