The Food Streamer Really Doesn't Want to Date

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[Romance Blurb]

Yu Xingran transmigrated after one chaotic night. He diligently cultivated for hundreds of years on the Continent of Firmament, finally reaching the new achievement of being able to split the heavens with a single sword and having ascension within reach. Then, during an exploration of a secret realm, he transmigrated back again.

Coming back was bad enough, but he had returned to that very same chaotic point in time.

Yu Xingran had just one thing to say about it: Damn you, Heaven. Hurry up and kill me.

Did it really have to make him relive those painful memories?

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Yu Xingran thought it had been nothing more than a one-night fling, after which they would each go their own way.

Unexpectedly, the other man pursued him, demanding that he take responsibility and insisting he give in to a younger man.

He really didn't want a relationship!

Qi Boye: I don't care. You slept with me, so you have to take responsibility.

Yu Xingran: I don't...

Qi Boye [in a soft, plaintive voice]: It was my first time.

Yu Xingran: I don't...

Qi Boye [in a soft, plaintive voice]: You made the first move.

Yu Xingran [on the verge of tears]: ...

Qi Boye [in a soft, plaintive voice]: I said we should take a break, but you wanted more.

Yu Xingran: Shut! Your! Mouth!

Qi Boye: So, are you taking responsibility or not?

Yu Xingran: Fine, I'll take responsibility, okay?!

Qi Boye: Then how about a kiss?

Yu Xingran [giving up]: ...Don't ask me. Just do it!

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[Career Blurb]

Everyone thought Yu Xingran was a firefly whose light would soon fade.

But before anyone could react, he shot to fame on the food channel.

The seafood was so delicious it was snatched up before it even made it into the pot.

The rich, savory braised pork trotters with potatoes were intercepted as soon as they came out of the pot, leaving people going "Ooh! Ahh!" as they cooked them in their mouths.

And the crispy, fragrant, spicy chicken was so memorable...

Most importantly, the strawberries the streamer planted himself were sweet and tart, leaving a lingering fragrance in your mouth with every bite. The baby bok choy he grew was sweet and refreshing, making every bite so delicious that Mom no longer had to worry about whether I was eating properly.

Everyone: "Slurp, slurp!" Please take us in! We'll eat anything, we're not picky!!!

"Mmm, so good. Burp."

"Damn it! It's getting harder and harder to win the lottery! Isn't the streamer next door good enough? Please, please move over there, okay?"

"Did anyone get to drink yesterday's fragrant coconut strawberry juice? I heard it was unbelievably good!!!"

"Somebody save us!! We're hungry, we want food, please feed us."

At that moment, the streamer was being kissed until his legs went weak. The tall, cool college guy had an arm around his waist, pressing close to him. His sharp eyebrows softened, and his eyes shone as he asked, "Be good, I want one more kiss. Can I?"

Yu Xingran: You've kissed me until my lips are practically rubbed raw, and you still want more.

A college guy with this much energy is really too much to handle!

A few notes:

1. This is basically a brainless sweet romance plus a food story.

2. Let's be friendly while reading and live in harmony.

3. The livestreams involve full-dive elements, so I've also tagged this as full-dive. It involves the entertainment industry, but I'm not aiming for strict accuracy. Thank you, everyone.

4. (* ￣3)(ε￣ *)

Coming soon: My Boyfriend Is Crazy

Lu Xi and his boyfriend have been dating for three months.

They're already at the stage of meeting each other's parents.

But Lu Xi has noticed that his boyfriend has been acting strangely lately.

His boyfriend has gotten more jealous. Every day, he asks if Lu Xi loves him most and demands a kiss. His appetite also seems to have grown. He used to be satisfied with just one bowl of noodles, but now he eats at least two bowls every meal.

Most importantly, every night, his boyfriend disappears.

Then one day, while attending a friend's birthday party, Lu Xi sees his boyfriend at a bar...

Si Feng has an adorable boyfriend who makes incredibly delicious food and feeds him until he's stuffed every day. He's gained three pounds in a month.

Still, Si Feng likes him a lot.

But Si Feng doesn't dare tell his boyfriend that he's ill.

By day, he's a cocky, cold CEO. At night, he splits into another person.

He thinks his boyfriend's love for that other person is just an illusion, but Si Feng can't bring himself to let go.

Then one day, Si Feng sees his boyfriend at a bar...

Si Feng: Who am I? Where am I? Why is my adorable boyfriend here?

Si Feng: Hah... I think I'm hungry again...

A seme with a special ability to cook incredibly well vs. a gong whose gluttonous nature has awakened

Theme: Love food, love life.