Doggo, You've Changed

After a Feng Shui master is murdered, he opens his eyes and discovers he's become someone else's dog? A cute pet-owner's daily dog-petting routine: "Wow, what an adorable dog!" The master: "Do I know you? Why are you putting your hands on me? Get your filthy hands off!" The cute pet-owner: "Huh? Why aren't you eating, doggy?" The master: "Who the hell wants to eat these hard bones? I want meat!" Half a month later. The cute pet-owner posts at midnight: "My dog keeps barking, won't eat, and keeps trying to go outside. What should I do?" Commenter 1: "Sounds like it's probably in heat." Commenter 2: "Hi there! We recommend getting it spayed." The cute pet-owner nods repeatedly as they read. "Right, if you don't nip things in the bud, they'll get out of hand. It's time to neuter him."