Advance blurb: Quick Transmigration: Please Begin Your Performance
Three months ago, Gu Enzhi had just successfully overcome her tribulation. Thunder roared and lightning flashed as she hurtled toward ascension.
But just as she reached the Ascension Terrace, she was forcibly dragged back down. The "Level Three Cultivation Professional Certificate" she had barely warmed in her arms was taken away.
Well, the Heavenly Court had just launched a new System, and it was still being tested, so it had quite a few bugs. When her 810,000 merit points were uploaded to the database, a decimal point got misplaced. Her 810,000 points were recorded as 81,000.
Since the Heavenly Court was entirely responsible for this System bug, they would compensate her by letting her skip cultivation from the beginning. All she had to do was enter the Heavenly Court's newly developed Merit Assistant System 2.0 Pro and earn merit by resolving the original hosts' regrets.
Gu Enzhi thought it over. What a steal!
But only after descending to the mortal realm did she realize that the older, the wiser!
What the heck kind of world is this, one that can give you a cerebral hemorrhage?
This is the age of scumbag men, the ultimate destination for the worst people, the stage for cannon fodder, and the New Year's Gala for lunatics!
What can she do?
A max-level expert is online, face-slapping and taking down scum.
I'll take on the people cannon fodder can't handle!
I'll take down the scum cannon fodder can't defeat!
Reading Guide:
1. Sweet and satisfying.
2. The female lead is wicked at heart.
3. There is only one male lead throughout.
Blurb:
Meng Huaxi has a little shop in Guan Zai.
As the inn's proprietress, she's wonderful in every way except that she can't cook.
Anyone who eats her cooking ends up foaming at the mouth, looking as if they're about to die.
Someone once swore an oath about this: "I, Li Xiuping, would rather starve to death, die out there, or jump down from here than eat even a single thing of yours."
Later, that someone ate Meng Huaxi up, leaving nothing behind. He lightly licked lips that still held the lingering fragrance and smiled. "Delicious..."
A Few Reading Tips:
1. Proud little prince * silly, sweet, charming cook.
2. One-on-one romance, happy ending, sweet, sweet, sweet, doting, doting, doting.
3. An imaginary setting. Just enjoy it, don't overthink it.
Balding author, here to act cute.
I'm upright and good in bed. Please take this author under your wing, little angels~!
Author's Weibo link: National Idol Zhao Wushan
Please save my new story, Quick Transmigration: Please Begin Your Performance
A max-level expert is online, face-slapping and taking down scum.
I'll take on the people cannon fodder can't handle.
I'll take down the scum cannon fodder can't defeat!
Reading Guide:
1. Sweet.
2. Satisfying.
3. The male lead is the Lord God.
Theme:
7 And a half abs! Haha!
Just qwqq, is the hero's mother a concubine or a queen?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! No extras!
It looks good, but it's a bit short ( ????? )??
Why did it end so quickly? Is there any extra?
Are there any extras or something?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Hahahaha(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia Beautiful(。・ω・。)ノ♡
Come on (ง•̀_•́)ง Very nice article
It feels like the end is not far away