Alas, My Brother Is a Siscon

Pinned: This story has a lot of flaws. Maybe don't read it... Among the noblewomen of the capital, rumors abound that the threshold of Li Yi, the Imperial Guard Commander of the Nine Gates, has been worn down by matchmakers trying to find him a wife. Yet with so many proposals, not one has succeeded. The ladies are all speculating: does Commander Li suffer from some hidden ailment, or does he prefer men? Why would such a handsome young gentleman, in the prime of his life, still not be married? Seventh Sister: Big Brother, you're famous throughout the capital, but when our parents meet with matchmakers, could you at least be polite and not chase them out by force? Commander Li: All right! Seventh Sister: Big Brother, Father, Mother, and the Eighth Prince have all been kind to me. Could you please not defy them? Commander Li: All right! Seventh Sister: Big Brother, please hurry up and marry and have children, so you can fulfill Grandfather and Grandmother's wish, all right? Commander Li's peach-blossom eyes curved upward: All right! Seventh Sister: Big Brother, I don't want to be your wife. Is that all right? Commander Li's face instantly turned cold. He cornered her against the wall and firmly replied: No! Seventh Sister, startled: You can't judge a book by its cover. Big Brother, you're so rough! I'm running away! Commander Li said helplessly: I'm both a doting brother and a devoted husband. I've been celibate for so long, and yet my adorable, petite Seventh Sister won't let me kiss her sweet little mouth! Author's note: By the time I finished writing this story, I felt it had a lot of serious flaws. Since it involves paid chapters, if there's anything you don't like, leave a comment below. When I see it, I'll refund your Jinjiang coins. I'll also read any opinions or suggestions you leave~ Love you all~ ***Please add my next novel to your reading list! Next novel: My Husband Is a Spendthrift Su Ruanuan, a concubine-born daughter of an editor at the Hanlin Academy, marries Cao Buxiu, the legitimate son of the richest family in the capital! One is marrying beneath himself, the other is marrying up! On their wedding night, gold and silver jewelry and rare treasures are carried into Ruanuan's room in an endless stream. Dazzled by the sight, Ruanuan says shyly: Cao Buxiu, take it easy. Don't be too obsessed with me! Dressed in red, Cao Buxiu raises his peach-blossom eyes: Like those clothes? I'll buy them for you! Want snacks? I'll buy them for you! Love that fragrance? I'll buy it for you! Ruanuan loosens her robes, reaches out to him, hooks a finger in his belt, and parts her vermilion lips: You can have me. Hand over the money! Cao Buxiu gives a roguish grin, pulls a piece of paper from his robes, and presses it into Ruanuan's hand. Overjoyed, Ruanuan thinks he's going to hand over his entire fortune. She plants a quick kiss on Cao Buxiu's head and eagerly unfolds the paper, only to be stunned. "Cao Buxiu!" Ruanuan raises a foot to kick the man before her, but his robes flutter and he's already disappeared outside the door. Little Scene 1: On the eighteenth night of Cao Buxiu's consecutive stays at the pleasure house, Su Ruanuan finally loses her temper! She summons the servants, grabs some money, and marches over to smash in the pleasure house's door. Grabbing Cao Buxiu by the ear, she roars, "Cao Buxiu! You keep buying me things. Today, tell me: how much would it cost to buy you?" Cao Buxiu's eyes light up. He spreads his arms. "Come on!" Little Scene 2: The day after smashing up the pleasure house, Ruanuan goes to serve tea to her parents-in-law. Her father-in-law says earnestly: Daughter-in-law, you should... Ruanuan immediately drops to her knees in fright: This daughter-in-law was wrong. I won't hit or scold my husband ever again! Her in-laws shake their heads and hurry to help her up. Daughter-in-law, you did great! Hit him when he deserves it, scold him when he deserves it! If you don't have enough money to buy him, we'll pay! ↓↓↓↓↓↓ The novel after next: The Empress Su Yujing is married off to the man her adoptive father chose for her when she was young: the Son of Heaven, the emperor of the realm. Fu Ye takes a wife, a bewitching woman foisted on him by a powerful minister. From childhood, Yujing has been taught how to please the man who will one day be her husband. Ever since ascending the throne, Fu Ye has vowed that once he brings down the powerful minister, he'll depose the woman whose beauty blooms like a hundred flowers, whose figure is as willowy as a willow branch beaded with dew, and whose smile can captivate all living things. Even the eunuchs can't resist her. Theme: