[Twilight] I'm Just a Little Witch

I am Ella Love. I am a fortune-teller, no, no, no, I'm a witch. I have some Eastern ancestry, so I look younger than most Europeans and Americans. Even though I'm already eighteen and have graduated from Hogwarts, people still think I'm only fourteen or fifteen.

Britain is so boring. I've been here for seven years, so I came to America and became an excellent doctor. Oh, Dr. Cullen, don't you think your body temperature is too low? My goodness, you hardly seem human. With my years of intuition, I'm sure you're not human.

By the way, if I publish a groundbreaking paper on vampires in the wizarding world, will I become famous? Huh? You can't let the public know? That's fine. The wizarding world doesn't let Muggles know about us, either.