The Substitute Went to Raise Pigs: Quick Transmigration

Coming soon: “A Vacation at the End of the World [Quick Transmigration]” A goofy Quick Transmigration story. (I recommend reading it backward, or starting with the second story.) Have a laugh, have a blast, one update every day, no worries~ Take a look, read a bit, let life’s stresses slip away~ The stand-ins in all those melodramatic stories from years past, who existed for one reason or another, have gone on strike~~ To keep the worlds running smoothly, System 6362 binds itself to a new Host. A decidedly laid-back Host, whose daily routine goes: “Mm! Sure. Whatever. No problem. Your call. Works for me. All right. OJBK.” 6362 weeps with joy. Having such an obedient Host is wonderful. But then... In one world: The real person and the stand-in are captured and made to stand trembling in front of a gun. The villain, who loves the stand-in but can’t have him and has ultimately turned evil, says, “Only one of these two can live. Pick one to die.” The male lead says, “Xiao Qi, I’m sorry.” The villain says, “See? This is the person you love. How am I inferior to him? Why won’t you love me?” Xiao Qi lowers his head in thought. “You’re right. Why don’t we give us a try?” The villain: ╰(*°▽°*)╯ The male lead: ??? The male lead says, “Xiao Qi, listen to me. I knew he wouldn’t hurt you, so that’s why I chose him. Believe me.” Xiao Qi says, “Mm-hm, you’re right. If even you know he won’t hurt me, then I can relax.” He takes the villain by the hand. “Come on, let’s get married.” At the same time, he secretly feels the villain’s muscles. What a physique! Perfect for raising pigs and farming vegetables. I have to keep him close~~ In another world: Xiao Qi, battered and bruised, kneels on the ground. The prince standing before him looks coldly down at him. “You’re nothing but a stand-in. Ah Heng kindly let you stay at the manor after he returned, yet you don’t know how to be grateful. You framed Ah Heng. What use is there in keeping a menace like you around? Send him to Linjiang Temple to repent. Have him recite the Heart Sutra once every day, and he may return when he has truly repented.” Three months later. The prince asks, “Has there been any word from Linjiang Temple? Has Meng Qi sincerely repented?” His subordinate replies, “Your Highness, Meng Qi has presumably repented sincerely and devoted himself to Buddhism.” The prince says, “Then bring him back.” The subordinate replies, “Meng Qi shaved his head and became a monk two months ago. He’s devoted to Buddhist teachings and has severed his ties to the mortal world.” The prince: ??? Xiao Qi: “I never knew there was such a heavenly place for growing vegetables. Who needs hair anyway!” 6362 (╰_╯) This is my first Quick Transmigration story, and the pacing isn’t great at the start. Feel free to read it backward, dear readers. The later part is mostly about raising pigs, while the earlier stories focus on the plot. Some worlds have a CP, while in others the characters thrive on their own. (Actually, the author isn’t good at writing romance, so anyone here for a love story can move along~~)~~ But if there is a CP, it’s always the same person~~ Oh, right, the protagonist isn’t human. He’s a □□□ demon. This is a story written by an author whose brain has gone on vacation. Don’t argue with me. Whatever you argue, you’re right~~ Enjoy reading~ If it’s not your thing, click the X~ Keeping the web fiction community harmonious is everyone’s responsibility~ Theme: Be happy every day