[Horror Crossover] Everyday Life on Vacation in Horror Movies

I'm just background scenery. I work in an obscure, ridiculously stupid side quest in a horror game. My main job is to show captured players exactly what happens if they don't escape. Want to know what, specifically? I'm a hanging "sausage" wrapped in a burlap sack, with ketchup oozing out of it. Use your imagination. Got it? But none of that matters! The important thing is, I fell in love with the butcher in charge of this level! The horror game market has been fiercely competitive lately, with copycat games everywhere. To keep players from leaving, the boss decided to give the game a massive content upgrade. So he held a meeting for the employees. The main System was getting upgraded, he was going off to further his education, and he was giving us time off to gather some material while we were at it... Long story short, now that we've got paid leave, we're going on dates! Woohoo! ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ)و✧ ◆ A horror anthology, with nonhuman characters. ◆ Told from the perspective of an extra in various horror movies, so there's less horror and more goofy comedy. ◆ The love interest of the top sometimes gets drafted to play a boss, leaving the original characters shocked. ◆ Work-funded date locations: a cabin in the woods; taking a camera to a psychiatric hospital; "Why does this hotel have twin little girls?"; the top male model in Mute Village; puppets that make people mute; a little girl who's way too old to be one; a long-haired mother with her autistic child, plus a cat; whoever you call dies; the genius by the lake; "Stop playing with that stupid human-skin mask"; a scumbag who died in a dream; an entire plane full of people gets wiped out; "Moon, moon, why are you making me so uneasy?"; a date with a beauty seven days from now; don't use your car radio to tease an old man; and more. ◆ Third-person narration, focused on the top. ◆ The top transmigrated, but has amnesia. He was originally Asian. ◆ The top is 180 cm tall, blond, blue-eyed, a sweetheart, and hopelessly romantic. The bottom is a bona fide, two-meter-tall horror-game monster, with a face to match. ◆ A short, low-fat romance. They love each other passionately. ◆ They're truly made for each other. Theme: Appreciate the beauty of life