Don't Bully Me, or My Wife Will Blow You Up

[Coming soon in my author’s column: I Was Won Over by the Cross-Dressing White Moonlight After Transmigrating into a Book (ID: 4198836)]

[Blurb]

A rural couple (who are actually insanely cool, powerful, and dazzling, with sparkling special effects) can only reveal their true strength and have an all-out fight with each other when there’s absolutely no other choice.

[Cool and composed wife x naive puppy-like husband]

Coming soon in my author’s column: I Was Won Over by the Cross-Dressing White Moonlight After Transmigrating into a Book (ID: 4198836)

[Blurb]

Wen Qiao transmigrated into a supporting female character, Replacement No. 2, in an abandoned novel.

Bai Linyue was the female lead, the unattainable white moonlight whom all the male leads longed for.

She was beautiful and kind, graceful and knowledgeable, and the beloved daughter of a corporation chairman~

The original character looked a lot like Bai Linyue.

To survive, she became Replacement No. 2, someone the male leads could summon whenever they wanted and dismiss just as easily, a substitute to comfort them.

Wen Qiao arrived just as one of the male leads was throwing money in her face.

Wen Qiao: How about throwing a few more bills?

At a banquet, Bai Linyue spotted Wen Qiao standing alone by the buffet, eating until she looked like a little hamster.

So adorable, and no one to love her.

So the beautiful and kind Bai Linyue picked up a dessert and walked over...

After that, Bai Linyue always seemed to appear at just the right moment:

When Wen Qiao was hungry, Bai Linyue brought her food: “Open wide, ah~”

When Wen Qiao was broke, Bai Linyue pulled out a black card: “I’ll pay.”

When Wen Qiao was sick, Bai Linyue stayed by her side: “Does your stomach still hurt? I’ll warm it for you.”

When the male leads bullied Wen Qiao, Bai Linyue pulled her into her arms, her voice low and sultry: “Don’t be afraid. I’m here.”

Pressed tightly against Bai Linyue, Wen Qiao: ⊙0⊙ (I’ve discovered the white moonlight’s big secret!)

#After clinging to the white moonlight, I reached the peak of life##Want to cuddle up to the white moonlight? Bribe me~#

#You foolish men have no idea how powerful the white moonlight is#

[Reading guide] A light, fluffy, brainless story

Recommended new story by a friend: Go Wild in Your Archenemy’s Arms by Xu Xinghui (ID: 6397058)

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After accidentally liking a post exposing her idol’s rival, Lin Qingyang was cursed by the rival’s fans to get hit by a car when she went out. Then... the curse came true.

When she woke up, she found she’d become her rival’s cat, and was forced to bind herself to a cute cat System. Not only did she have to act cute and cling to her rival every day, she also had to find ways to win his favor.

Only after her favorability reached a certain level could she turn back into a human. Otherwise, she’d vanish into thin air.

Emmm... Lin Qingyang decided that turning back into a human wasn’t important, and neither was vanishing into thin air. What mattered was this:

She’d disliked her rival for ages. This was a heaven-sent opportunity. If she couldn’t destroy him, she’d no longer be fit to live... No, no longer be fit to be a cat!

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Rumor had it that the newly crowned Best Actor Shen Jin was a weirdo.

People said he was aloof and cold, without a single friend in private. Others claimed he kept a beauty hidden away in his home.

Shen Jin never responded to any of it.

Until one day, a few faint scratches appeared on the Best Actor’s face, which was a work of art.

The gossip accounts were overjoyed and rushed to spread the news: Shen Jin got into a fight with his girlfriend. There’s proof!

The next day, Shen Jin posted a clarification on Weibo: Let me introduce you to my girlfriend. The photo showed him with his cat.

His fans were triumphant: We told you! Our guy is focused on his career. He won’t date before he turns thirty. Haters, give it a rest!

Later, a few scratches of varying depths would appear on Shen Jin’s face from time to time, and his fans all understood without needing to say it:

It’s fine. We all know your cat did it!

Not long after, Shen Jin posted again.

In the photo, he had his arm around a sweet-looking girl and was smiling like a spring breeze. The caption read: Let me introduce you to my cat.

His fans: ???

By the time everyone came to their senses and tried to control the comments, Weibo’s servers had crashed.

Recommended GB novel: Princess Zhaoxi by Yu Mian

Emperor Chu had a daughter in his old age, and the whole realm celebrated. He named her Princess Zhaoxi.

As the emperor’s daughter, Zhaoxi preferred swords to makeup. She tamed wild horses at five, hunted beasts at eight, and fought on the battlefield and earned military merit at fourteen.

Princess Zhaoxi always believed that anything a man could do, she could do too.

The chief eunuch Yue Heyuan was handsome and ruthless. At nineteen, he had secured the position of Chief Eunuch of the Eastern Depot and held power over the court.

Only when he saw Princess Zhaoxi did his eyes fill with tenderness and submission.

The princess was a skilled warrior, and a foreign kingdom sought her hand in marriage. Several ministers supported the proposal. That very night, their entire households were slaughtered.

In the princess’s bedchamber, Yue Heyuan knelt before Zhaoxi, blood on his face. Zhaoxi pulled the jade hairpin from Yue Heyuan’s hair and drew a deep cut across her own brow.

Yue Heyuan’s eyes brimmed with tears, his heart aching as if it were breaking.

Zhaoxi gently stroked Yue Heyuan.

“A Yuan, children shouldn’t always be thinking about killing people. Wouldn’t it be better to stay by my side and behave?”

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That year, nine-year-old Zhaoxi saved six-year-old Yue Heyuan.

That year, six-year-old Yue Heyuan carved Zhaoxi’s name into his bones.

Brave and formidable eldest princess x ruthless, loyal chief eunuch of the Eastern Depot

1v1, both devoted to each other, both their first and only love. Entirely fictional setting.

Content warning: The male lead is a real eunuch.

Theme: When husband and wife work together, they can accomplish anything.