The Demon Lord and His Immortal Husband

(My next story, The Emperor Is Also a Transmigrator, is open for follows. Please add it to your reading list!) Immortal Lord Changhuai is gentle as jade, hailed as the leader of the immortal sects. Every day, he asks himself three questions: "Did I reclaim the Demon Realm today?" "Have my subordinates been acting up again?" "Did I meditate and cultivate, focusing my mind and calming my spirit?" The Demon Realm's lord is carefree and unruly, drinking flower wine and flirting with beauties. Every day, he harbors grand ambitions: "Did I level the Divine Realm today?" "When can I unite the Three Realms?" "Why haven't those underlings of mine made any progress?" Then the two of them don secret identities and disguise themselves as mortals. One day, their cover is blown, and their daily self-reflections become... "How do I explain to my Dao companion that I need to return to the Celestial Realm and sometimes won't be home during the day?" "How the hell do I spin a story so that my occasional nighttime trips to the Demon Realm don't seem so suspicious?" * Many years ago, Ji Tian, who was not yet the Demon Lord, found a young man. When the boy awoke, he weakly said his name was Xie Kun. Many years later, Ji Tian, now the Demon Lord, often complains to his newly betrothed Dao companion, Xie Kun, about his least favorite rival: "Immortal Lord Changhuai has something wrong with his brain. He's nowhere near as clever as my wife." Until one day, Ji Tian discovers that Immortal Lord Changhuai, Ye Chenyu, seems to have some deep connection to the man beside him... * A scheming, calculating, gentle fox of an aggressive lead × a short-tempered, unruly bottom who willingly fell into demonic cultivation. [The whole story is undergoing major revisions. Sorry for the inconvenience.] * Preview: The Emperor Is Also a Transmigrator Xiu Mu transmigrates into the body of a concubine-born son of the prime minister, utterly unloved by his parents and bullied by his brothers. With his modern knowledge, he makes a name for himself in infrastructure development, thrives in court, and dishes out satisfying face-slapping to the scoundrels. He always thought he was definitely the chosen one, practically the protagonist of some web novel. Until one day. Xiu Mu: "Your Majesty, what a coincidence. You're a transmigrator too?" Emperor: "..." Xiu Mu: "Hehe, why didn't you help out a fellow countryman before?" Emperor: "...How do you think you passed those utterly incoherent eight-legged essays?" Only then does Xiu Mu realize he may have been handed the role of the protagonist's sidekick. He can only work diligently for the country and help the protagonist consolidate his power, so he can cling to his coattails and live a decent life. Later, as he climbs off the imperial bed with an aching back, he falls into deep thought. Could he have been cast in one of those romance novels after all...? #Let's investigate that science-and-engineering guy with atrocious literary skills# #Mom, that examinee has hooked up with the examiner!# #I have to secretly help this science student who knows nothing except math, physics, and chemistry. I'm exhausted# #Fellow countrymen meet, and tears fill their eyes# #And while we're at it, let's be completely honest with each other in bed#