I'm a Chronic Procrastinator

Blurb

*****Announcement: I'm back in China! I stopped updating for a while because of some issues with the website and because I went traveling. I'll gradually get back to updating now! Love you all!*****

Tang Yao, who got into Qingjiang No. 1 High School straight from Qingjiang No. 1 Junior High with the highest score in the city, had planned to quietly get through high school. Who could have known!

One brainless move on the first day of school once again made her the center of attention!

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Tang Yao, famous for being single for all 17 years of her life and having zero dating experience, finally met a guy who made her heart flutter. She planned to quietly like him. Who could have known!

After she showed up at the art studio several times and got caught in the act, she once again ended up all over the school's online forum!

And Shen Yuanqi, the classmate directly involved in all this and an indirect bystander, was truly! Unfazed!

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Friend A: "A Qi! I heard you painted a little fairy. What's that about?"

A Certain Qi: "Oh, I sell portraits."

Friend B: "This is urgent, A Qi! People are trashing the little fairy on the school forum. It's awful."

A Certain Qi: "Oh, let her learn her lesson."

So everyone thought Tang Yao had no! Chance! With him!

After all, Shen Yuanqi was famous near and far for never cracking a smile. People suspected he was autistic, but there was no evidence, and he also seemed to have secrets of his own.

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After the "Portraits for Sale Scandal," Shen Yuanqi's sketchbook was filled with pictures of Tang Yao.

After the "Online Forum Smear Campaign," Shen Yuanqi stayed up all night reading the posts, casually reporting malicious comments one by one, then happily hacked the site.

The next day, an account called "Tutu Is Super Cute" showered everyone with over-the-top praise and quickly took over the top spot on the No. 1 High School forum.

The truth is, no one in the world knows that Shen Yuanqi likes Tang Yao, and likes her very, very much.

In a nutshell: The "aloof beauty" is actually two-faced, and the "if I don't get first place, I'll die" all-subjects-topper little fairy vs. the "suspected autistic, but with no evidence" and "stubbornest mouth in the world" hopelessly lopsided-in-his-studies pretty boy, with their mutual crush and love at first sight.

Watch as heroine Tang Yao, the little fairy, goes ever further down the path of OOC, while hero Shen Yuanqi puts on a spectacular show of self-sabotage. Being tsundere is fun for a while, but then comes the chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium arc.

This story is also known as "The Most Out-of-Character Aloof Beauty in History," "Iceberg, How Are You OOC Again?" "You Want to Charge Me for Painting Me?" and "The Most Unconventional Mutual Crush in History."

*From school uniforms to wedding gowns! Secret crushes in the early chapters! Sweet and angsty! One-on-one! Both inexperienced! Happy ending!*

P.S. I'm a new writer, and this is purely for practice and fun. Please be gentle if it's not to your taste. Thanks for your support!