Wen Shaoshu spent five cents to buy the Tathagata Palm from an old man. Who would have thought that, somehow, he would actually cultivate into an immortal?
But before he could enjoy even two carefree days in the immortal realm, it was destroyed in a war between immortals and demons.
Not only did he flee back to his ramshackle home in disgrace within just a few days, but he also had a deadweight trailing behind him.
At the time, Yun Zhong, who had lost his memory, sat on the only stool in the house, looking bewildered. "We are Dao companions, so we should weather this together. Give me a hand."
Wen Shaoshu, who considered himself a straight-as-an-arrow man: "No, I'm not! I didn't! If you need help, go out and turn left!"
But what goes around comes around. A few months later, with people chasing him, Wen Shaoshu leapt into Yun Zhong's arms. "D-D-D-Dao companion, help me! I'll repay you properly later!"
Yun Zhong, his memories restored, narrowed his phoenix eyes dangerously and tightened his arms around him, the corners of his mouth lifting. "Oh? You said it."
Wen Shaoshu (laughing nervously): "Sure, sure."
But damn it, why had nobody told him that the word for 'repay' could be used as a verb meaning 'to sleep with'? And why had nobody warned him that repaying a debt would make his butt hurt? QAQ
(Screenshot from 1/28/19)
