An Zaiqing wakes up to find herself a discarded rich man's wife, on the verge of divorce, with an adorable son so cute he could make your heart melt.
An Zaiqing: Divorce? Sure! Pay me enough alimony and I'll divorce him anytime. I'm available 24/7.
A certain someone, heartbroken: I was wrong about you. You're nothing but a gold digger!
An Zaiqing: Better late than never! Money in one hand, divorce papers in the other. Stop running your mouth like some broke loser who can't afford it. Have some dignity!
The guy nearly spits blood: Damn it, no matter how rich I am, I can't afford your outrageous demands! Why don't you just rob me!
An Zaiqing: Isn't that exactly what I'm doing, taking advantage while you're down?
An Zaiqing: Son, you should stay with your dad. At least he's a domineering CEO, so you'll grow up to be one too. There's no future with me when I'm broke!
Her son, sobbing: Mom, don't leave me behind. I'm soft, cute, adorable, and I don't even eat much. I'll be your perfect wingman. You won't regret keeping me!
An Zaiqing: Son, being cute is cheating!
Theme: Be kind to yourself, and to others!
