My Beauty Weighs a Hundred Million a Jin

[An explanation and apology for the four-year hiatus are in the author's note of the first chapter]

My beauty is worth 100 million per pound, and I weigh 100 million pounds.

Dai Yue, a famous gaming streamer known for her jokes and cheeky banter, would rather die than admit she's a vulgar rich woman.

“Go away, go away, you awful piles of money!”

She would also never admit that online dating could be so damn sweet.

The first time Dai Yue met her online crush in person, she accidentally showed up at his workplace.

A low-key rich woman was passing by when she spotted a young man in a cheap polo shirt, with half of the character “whole” peeking out from under his shirt.

Just as she lamented the decline of society and the fact that everyone was rotten, the young man turned around.

Those four big characters nearly blinded her:

“Moderately Prosperous Society.”

Dai Yue says that right then, she realized this man was just as ridiculous as she was.

Reader's guide:

1. Open ending, with multiple love interests to choose from.

2. The story focuses mainly on the female lead's personal growth.

3. There are some popular internet memes whose origins are hard to trace. Please comment if you want them explained.

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The wicked witch Lilith was one step away from mastering the secret arts when her nemesis, the [Saintess], burned her to death.

Unacceptable. Completely unacceptable! What did I do wrong?

Saintly Transformation System: A wicked soul's obsession has been detected. Transformation approved. You will be reborn in the cultivation world!

The moment she opens her eyes, the [Saintess heroine] shatters her spiritual meridians with a single sword strike.

Lilith: “? Again? What happened to being a saint? Who's the villain here, the one starting all the fights?”

She gets it now. She's finally understood the true meaning of being a saint: first, find a righteous excuse, then beat your enemies to death and make sure none survive!

System: Ding! Main quest issued: Become the most renowned goddess in the cultivation world!

Lilith, now the head of the demonic cultivators: “Sure, sure. My sect is only two thousand years away from being infamous.”

System: Ding! Main quest issued: Surpass this world's heroine in merit and seize her fortune!

Lilith, busy building a cult: “Right, right! They all call me the Healing Bodhisattva. They pray to me every day and fight to give me money!”

System: Ding! Final quest issued: Restore your spiritual meridians and become the first female cultivator to ascend!

Lilith holds an alchemy cauldron in her left hand and a book of curses in her right. The supposedly most likely candidate to ascend, the saintly heroine known as the Peerless Sword Saint, is massaging her legs.

Lilith: “So being a saint is this much fun!”

Heaven's Will: “?”

The Dao Lords, Immortal Lords, mighty cultivators, and ascended ancestors who have been repeatedly humiliated: “?”

Long afterward, whenever someone wondered if that peerless holy ruler really had a heart of gold, someone would tremblingly tell them to open their eyes.

The witch makes the legendary savior kneel. Her red boots rest lightly on his shoulder, her eyes tender as she says, “What nonsense are you talking about? Of course I'll save you! I'm a saint, after all!”

And the greatest sword immortal in the world lies prostrate, blood streaming from all seven orifices. “Hate me, punish me, do whatever you want... Just please, Ming Yue, I'm begging you... I love you.”

Lilith rolls her eyes and doesn't believe a word of it.

Theme: Whatever happens, you need to believe in yourself.