The Bald Great Demon King's Bizarre Little Snack Shop

Content:

(Fake) blurb:

Legend has it that there is a restaurant whose food is imbued with extraordinary powers.

No one knows what it takes to get inside. Everyone who has been there keeps their lips tightly sealed.

Some say that demons dwell in the food served at the restaurant, while others believe its cuisine is the most exquisite delicacy in the world.

So, would you like to go in and take a look?

The real blurb:

I went bald, and I got stronger too. To get his hair back, Jin Yuanbao had no choice but to open an outlandish restaurant under the System's goading.

Kunimitsu Tezuka: "Boss, can the food here heal my arm?"

Jin Yuanbao: "Sure. Start with a pound of dobsonflies."

Tezuka: "..."

Nisuke: "I want revenge. I want to get back at that man. Give me power."

Jin Yuanbao: "No problem. First, eat ten servings of casu marzu."

A little later, Nisuke kicked the bucket.

Shanks: "Boss, I heard the food here can heal your body?"

Jin Yuanbao nodded. "If you eat ten servings of kiviak, there's a chance you'll get your arm back."

Shanks: "..." He kicked the bucket.

Jin Yuanbao: "If you want something, you have to endure what ordinary people can't."

Osamu Dazai: "Boss, do you have any food that can bring someone eternal peace?"

Jin Yuanbao: "... You could just say you want to die. If you want to die, try ten servings of haggis. It should be disgusting enough to kill you."

Osamu Dazai: "..." He foamed at the mouth and kicked the bucket.

Satoru Gojo looked at the food in front of him and quietly tried to sneak out of this creepy restaurant.

A pair of hands suddenly grabbed his chin. Someone leaned over him, pressing a soft body against his. H-His Limitless technique wasn't working???

A spoon was forcibly shoved into his mouth.

Jin Yuanbao: "Hehehe, you come into my territory and think you can run? Eat!"

No one leaves my restaurant without finishing their food.

The heroine is a female version of Saitama: genuinely bald and a true demon lord.

The hero is probably 5t5.

Theme: Changing yourself takes effort, and even more courage