Today, Too, I Must Be a Good Dog

The protagonist was once a great villain whom everyone in the cultivation world wanted dead. One day, he was cornered on a mountaintop by a crowd. As countless spells converged, heaven and earth split apart

Protagonist: "Woof!"

How the hell did I turn into a dog?!!!

"Ding! Welcome to the Be a Good Person System!"

"You need to reach a Good Person Score of 10,000,000,000 to get a human body!"

"We regret to inform you that your current Good Person Score is zero. Keep up the good work!"

Keep up the good work, my ass

The protagonist swears furiously: "Woof, woof!"

The protagonist stares at his furry paws, utterly despairing: "..."

He'd have been better off torn apart in a rift in space and time.

A lighthearted, goofy story