Legend has it that Meituan delivery riders are a mysterious organization.
They can fly aircraft, prove the Riemann hypothesis, speak sixteen languages, and know everything from astronomy to geography...
"That's nothing." Ye Wenze snatches the microphone from the host, looking utterly distraught. "Have you ever seen a Meituan rider throw a rock at a customer's underwear on their balcony just to force them to come downstairs???"
The mysterious Meituan rider sitting beside him calmly ruffles his fluffy curls and says in a low voice, "Have you ever seen a customer pretend to be pregnant for twenty-eight months because they were too lazy to come downstairs and get their takeout?"
This story is also titled #One Hundred Ways to Make the Resident of Unit 802 Come Downstairs#
A mysterious, rich, handsome Meituan delivery girl with maximum boyfriend energy, who can carry an adult up to the eighth floor without getting winded X a delicate, frail, has-been male streamer who can't even open a bottle cap
"Idiot, your takeout's here."
"Throw it up to me."
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