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Feng Jie: Second Master, I've prepared a few lovely young ladies for you in the back courtyard. Are you touched?
Jia Lian: I don't dare be touched. I don't dare.
2.
You Erjie: I long to marry you with all my heart, my lord. Why won't you see how devoted I am?
Jia Lian (desperately trying to survive): Madam, look, this has nothing to do with me. My hands are up. I haven't even touched her!
Feng Jie: Good boy, you know how to behave~
From a mountain of empty words who doesn't know how to write blurbs and just makes stuff up.
P.S. Those who demand chaste romance, stay away.
Please add my new novel, The Noble Consort Transmigrates into a Cannon-Fodder Supporting Character, to your reading list~
Ming Yueli was happily living as the imperial harem's most favored noble consort when she closed her eyes and opened them in a melodramatic novel about a fake heiress adored by everyone. She had become the real heiress, a cannon-fodder character who gets repeatedly humiliated by the beloved heroine.
Not only is she stupid, she's also cruel-hearted, and eventually ends up locked in a psychiatric hospital, where she dies young and miserably.
Ming Yueli: ?! What nerve! Do you think I'm some perfectly docile little kitten just because I haven't shown you what I can do?
So Mingzhu realizes that ever since her country-bumpkin older sister was brought home, her good days seem to be over.
Before, when filming a variety show:
Viewers: [Our little sister is so lovable!] [We'll protect the best little sister in the world!] [Anyone who hurts her will have to step over my dead body!]
Now, filming a variety show:
Viewers: [Um, pardon my honesty, but isn't your sister laying the lotus act on a little thick?] [Go, big sister! Take that two-faced tea girl down!]
Before, at an audition:
Director: Mingzhu's acting is a little weak, but she's popular with audiences. Let's cast her.
Now, at an audition:
Director: Sorry, we've already cast your sister.
What breaks her heart most is seeing her beloved
The Wang family is really greedy. She thought that the Zhen family and their money would be easy to get. I really didn't expect that Aunt Zhao didn't take action against Sister Feng. Her aunt of Sister Feng of the Wang family did. But she was targeting Sister Feng. Aren't you afraid that Wang Zisheng and his wife would cause trouble for her?
Mrs. Wang really couldn't bear to see the big house grow up. She probably thought about suppressing the big house for the rest of her life. The Wang family seemed to have no concept of national law (of course Sister Feng's family was not counted). Mrs. Wang thought that she could be superior after harming Sister Feng.
The gentle flow of water is very beautiful.
"Teacher's Talk"? This name is a bit of a joke
Nice article, I like it very much. Thanks for the limited fee?
It's a bit short and it ended before I had enough time. I really like Sister Feng.
I feel like it's well written!
I finished it in one go, it's so well written!
Great work, looking forward to the next one
Make up one point and open a new one seamlessly. Come on.