Feasting on Incense in the Apocalypse [Livestream]

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Blurb:

Liu Er had cultivated for 999 years, one year short of ascending to immortality. This pitiful cultivator (crossed out)... corpse cultivator had to livestream in the apocalypse to gather believers and earn the incense offerings he needed to complete that final year of cultivation.

Heard that livestreaming could improve residents' happiness, the leader of the East District clicked out of curiosity on an unusual livestream.

-- Sexy Liu Er draws talismans live! Live-streaming a spirit summoning at 999 incense offerings! --

[Corpse Cultivator Liu Er]: Today we're livestreaming how to summon a spirit. If you want to watch, please send the platform's latest electronic incense offerings. Thank you, everyone!

[Electronic Incense Offering] +1 +2 +100...

Liu Er glanced at the number of electronic incense offerings, then at the real incense burning beside him, which was lasting longer than usual. He smiled with satisfaction.

[Corpse Cultivator Liu Er]: First, let's go catch a zombie...

[666] [Nice zombie-catching technique!] [666, streamer! Sending you an apocalypse helicopter!]

[Corpse Cultivator Liu Er]: Thanks to xxx for the helicopter. Everyone, keep sending incense offerings. Just think to yourselves, "May Corpse Cultivator Liu Er attain immortality."

[Followed this streamer for being money-minded] [Followed this streamer for being superstitious] [Followed this streamer for being a goofball]

Leader of the East District: This superstitious streamer is the one improving residents' happiness?

Platform owner (Hmm? Looks like this person paid with a crystal): Superstition is no good. He's just an entertainer. It's all scripted, scripted!

After the cleanup:

-- Sexy corpse cultivator livestreams a fight against the boss!!! --

[Corpse Cultivator Liu Er]: Today we're livestreaming a zombie fight. What did that viewer say? The boss? Right, the zombie boss!

Reading notes:

* Goofy fun, no angst;

* 1v1, both leads are each other's first, bottom-focused;

* All talismans are completely made up.

Blurb for Have a Mine:

As a rock spirit from Earth, Shi Sui accidentally triggered an explosion of spiritual energy and shot through the sky to an unfamiliar place, where he was sold by human traffickers to a "black mine" to dig for ore.

The general of the Imperial Star was framed as a traitorous commander. While heading to a subordinate star system, he accidentally crashed in front of Shi Sui, the rock spirit.

Shi Sui, who dreamed of finding a husband: This mining camp is great. There's food and drink, and they even give you a husband. I'm in love.

When the general woke up, the first time he heard someone call him "husband," he thought his ears were broken. Then he heard it a second time.

General: "Get lost!"

Shi Sui: "My husband has such a personality. I'm in love!"

Later, the satisfied general gazed at Shi Sui beside him. "Husband~"

The rock spirit, already lying there like a corpse, was all out of love.

General: "Husband, answer me~"

Shi Sui: "Get lost!"

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