We Got Married After I Took In a Top-Tier Star

[Stop reading, orz. Someday, if I'm still alive, I'll overturn the original plot and rewrite this.] Li Xu picks up an unknown creature outside a bar and takes it home. The creature is fully armed, with only a pair of clear eyes showing. It's useless at everything except bragging: "Trust me, you'll win this year's Golden Statuette." Li Xu, whose acting has been mocked as sounding like an elementary school student reading aloud, can't roll his eyes back into place. "If I really become an award-winning actor, I'll spend every day pooping while standing on my head." "..." A few months later, Li Xu, holding his Golden Statuette, gives an interview: I regret it so much. I really regret picking up that devil with a mouth blessed by fate. I thought the devil was only after my money, but it turns out he was after me. And he was a top-tier star, too. Now I've lost the bet and can't back out. What a tragedy. A tragedy of epic proportions. Media: The new award-winning actor says you're a bad person, despite being his senior. What do you think? The devil, who has just posted his marriage certificate, raises an eyebrow and smiles. "I suppose that's true. He says that every night while crying." Li Xu: ... Fans, solo fans, and CP fans: ... Please, somebody take this menace away! #I suspect my idol is talking dirty, but the evidence is iffy :D# #Choose one: pooping upside down or getting married :D# Possessive, scheming top × cold on the outside, warm on the inside, unruly bottom Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, novella-length. 2. Written on a whim. The logic is dead and there are plot holes. No nitpickers, please. 3. Not realistic. A brainless story. Both leads have only ever been with each other. Theme: The protagonist stays true to himself, and his future is bright after becoming an award-winning actor.