[Gintoki/Hijikata] Parallel Lines Intersect

What is this, an embarrassing old work? Lock it. What is this, an embarrassing old work? Lock it. One day, the Demon Vice-Commander, Hijikata Toshizo, showed up at the Yorozuya. Gintoki: Who's that? The author glanced over lazily. That's Hijikata-san. Gintoki pointed at Hijikata, then turned to the author. I mean, who is that?! The author sprang up and smacked the manuscript onto Gintoki's head. I said it's Hijikata, your wife! Gintoki's finger trembled as he punched back, stubbornly pointing behind Hijikata. I mean, who the hell is that guy who looks exactly like Gin-san and is dressed like a tax thief?! The guy who looked exactly like Gintoki and was dressed like a tax thief stared at Gintoki with the very same dead-fish eyes. Taking advantage of standing behind Hijikata, he wrapped his arms around him and shamelessly nuzzled him. Then a man wielding two swords punched him. The author rubbed her head and smiled awkwardly. Ah, looks like I accidentally pulled in the Gintoki and Hijikata from a parallel world, along with the future vice-commander. Hijikata, native resident, overlooked prince of Planet Egg Yolk, drawing his sword, Toshizo: Every last one of you, go commit seppuku! (Unrelated to the original story and outline.) Pairings: two Gintoki-Hijikata couples, the Gintoki and Hijikata from the parallel world, and the Gintoki and Hijikata from the time-mixed-up world. Ginpachi = Vice-Commander Gintoki (calls himself Gin-san); Toshizo = Ginpachi's partner. Gintoki = Yorozuya Gin (calls himself Gintoki); Hijikata = Gintoki's partner. First posted on Tieba, revised for Jinjiang. The author is lazy to death and writes terribly. No outline, no stockpiled chapters (I used them to smack Gin-san). The goal is a brainless romance. Suggestions are welcome. If you don't like it, click the X in the upper left. Updates whenever. As for the author's terminal writer's cramp and laziness, I don't think you should get your hopes up (seriously).