A Crowbar Got Me a Chicken Dinner

The first time Lin Yuan played PUBG Mobile in a squad of four, he passed an outhouse and picked up a crowbar.

Then he carried that crowbar everywhere, traveling far and wide, and eventually became a zero-damage winner who just lay around while his teammates carried him.

Shen Yue: "Holy crap, that archer, Ghost-Bane, you really are bad."

"I told you to pick up a gun, not a pistol. At least switch to a frying pan to block bullets. Throw away the crowbar."

"... I didn't mean you should hold the frying pan in your hands."

"By the way, can we meet in person?"

**Please note**

1. Read Shen Yue as Shen Yue.

2. Just writing this for fun. The setting is PUBG Mobile.

3. Updates have resumed recently.