After I Washed My Hands of That Life, I Became Someone Else's □□?

[Yin Chen's Version]

The day after Yin Chen ends her career as an assassin, she becomes the bodyguard of a certain CEO's lover.

The CEO sure is a playboy. He changes lovers three times in a single year!

But none of the relationships last. They break up with the CEO not long after they start dating, and Yin Chen is always the reason?

Lover A: "The CEO likes me because, like you, I have a mole on the web of my thumb."

Lover B: "The CEO likes me because my monolids look a lot like yours."

Lover C: "The CEO likes me because my... Damn it! Because my personality is a lot like yours!"

Yin Chen: "???"

Yin Chen decides she needs to have a serious talk with her employer.

President Mu: "So you don't want half my fortune?"

Yin Chen: "Sorry, I bow to the power of money!"

[Mu Zheyu's Version]

Mu Zheyu doesn't believe in fate. He wants to keep the person he loves tightly by his side.

One day, after Yin Chen comes to see him,

Mu Zheyu rubs his temples and opens a search engine: "Fan circle slang."

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Reading Guide:

1. The characters' values don't represent the author's.

2. Don't discuss whether the characters are virgins. The blurb makes it perfectly clear.