The school sweetheart was dumped by his girlfriend again! ! ! Shock! ! ! Fengyun Bao recorded that this was the 98th time Ming Deng was dumped by his girlfriend. If he does it again, he will get 99% free shipping! Ming Deng sat on the bedside and smoked, his eyes were full of vicissitudes, and he covered the slap marks on his face, "Women don't understand me!" When he was dating his first girlfriend, Kou Ye was blocked in the toilet by a gangster. Could he not go? When he was holding hands with his second girlfriend, Kou Ye broke his leg. Could he not go? When he was shopping with his third girlfriend, Kou Ye got appendicitis. Could he not go? When he and his fourth girlfriend were kissing, Kou Ye burned his hands while cooking. Could he not go? When he and his ninety-eighth girlfriend spoke for the first time, Kou Ye called him to go home for dinner. Could he not go? Therefore, Ming Deng is very honored to become the first scumbag of the century. His ninety-eighth girlfriend gave him a big slap: "Kou Ye is your wife!" Ming Deng wanted to struggle again: "No, dear, please listen to my explanation -" "Pa -" Ming Deng was stunned by the slap. The best scumbag of the century is sitting on the bedside thinking about life, Kou Ye = wife? ? ? It's really exciting to think about it this way! He thought, thought, and then read the book. He handed out the book written by Xiao Kou Ye. Ming Deng opened his eyes and saw the man sleeping next to him. Was there something wrong with the way he appeared? Can he still do a factory reset? In response, Kou Ye said: "Man, don't make me angry!" Ming Deng: "Are you out of your mind???" Kou Ye has a good brother, but his good brother's aesthetics have always been very perverted. His girlfriend is either a coquettish bitch, or a green tea bitch, a coffee bitch, any kind of bitch, Kou Ye's eyes have changed. As a good brother, how could he watch a child jump into the fire pit? So... "Hurry up and block me in the toilet!" "Boss, please let me go, we are just children T^T" The little gangster shivered. "No, doctor, my leg is broken!" "Which leg?" "Doctor, I have a stomachache. I have appendicitis!" "A slap will stop the pain." To put it bluntly, it is the love history of two straight men. They doted on each other. They were good brothers who became sweethearts and became lovers.
The bright light is attack, don't make the wrong stance. Although the update is very slow, it will definitely not be a trap!
Intention: Intention to be added