Possessed by a Ghost

Original title: Bewitched Ning Zhuoli has a pure yin birth chart. Ever since she was little, every ghost has wanted to eat her. People in the know call her Miss Ning, the woman who's been a ghost magnet for a hundred years. One day, she summons the biggest shot in the ghost realm... Ning Zhuoli: Hey, Daoist priest, don't pull out your weapon. This ghost really is a good one! Ning Zhuoli: Hey, Buddha, stop tapping your foot. This ghost really doesn't want to eat me! Gu Zhu: Well... actually, I do. Years later, after she subdues the Ghost King, everyone asks Miss Ning to talk about the art of controlling ghosts. Ning Zhuoli: There's not much to say. It's... pretty much the same as keeping your wife in line. Also known as: I Heard a Ghost Wants to Eat Me; The Big Shot Keeps Sending Himself to His Doom; Eat Her Up; Everyone Who Bullies Me Has Terrible Luck Steady, gentle, doting wife-devouring top who travels a thousand miles to throw himself into danger x Proud, hot-tempered bottom with a rich family who refuses to admit he's wrong 1v1 + happy ending + plot-driven + backstory If you like it, please add it to your favorites, ladies~ Please check out the wuxia story next door, Looking South at the River, a GL novel. I heard that acting cute and rolling around while begging for favorites and hearts can get a top's attention? Your comments are what keep Xiaobai writing! If you don't have anything to say, just leave a paw print so I know you're here~~~~ Love you all! It'll go VIP tomorrow, 4/16, with three updates~ I'll make sure you enjoy them~ One extra chapter for every 100 comments. * Next up: Your Appendix Belongs to Me Look, this author is rolling around and begging for favorites again! For the first time in her twenty-three years, Cheng Zhiyang lies on an operating table to have a useless body part, one that keeps demanding attention, removed. The second time she lies on an operating table is to win over the young doctor who saw her naked and took away a part of her body. "Cheng Zhiyang! What are you doing?" The young doctor, still in her white coat, is pinned against the desk. Her face is tinged with anger and a faint blush. The woman reaches into the doctor's collar with a triumphant smile. Seeing the doctor's reaction, she threatens her without a change in expression. "Nothing much. I'm just here to collect a debt, Dr. Shen. Pay me back for my appendix." "..." Dr. Shen, renowned throughout the hospital for her strict professionalism, actually swears. Her lips press into a tight line, and her sharp gaze softens, turning hazy in a way it never has before. She curses under her breath, "Damn it, your appendix isn't there." "Sorry, I'm not a medical student." The woman says "sorry," but doesn't look sorry at all. "I don't know much about how the human body is put together, so please teach me slowly, Dr. Shen." * "Dr. Shen, I think your medical skills are lacking." "Hah," Shen Zhen sneers. "Did I leave a pair of scissors in your brain?" "No. I just think you cut out the wrong thing." "..." Shen Zhen frowns. No one has ever criticized her work before, not even her mentor back in medical school. "Let's be reasonable. Didn't you cut out my heart and take it away?" * "Dr. Shen from the First Hospital, just like her name, Shen Chen, is full of passion for the people!" "Sorry, Miss Cheng. My name is Shen Zhen. Zhen as in pillow." "..." A smooth-talking, love-'em-and-leave-'em radish bottom who can twist right and wrong and bewitch everyone, but has never managed to flatter Dr. Shen in all her years x A cold-faced, sharp-tongued top with inexplicable confidence, who's never been in love but thinks she's the straightest person in the universe Theme: A love story between a steady, gentle, doting wife-devouring top who travels a thousand miles to throw herself into danger and a proud, hot-tempered bottom with a rich family who refuses to admit she's wrong.