Continuing the new article "The Immortal Monarch Taoist Companion is a Cat" "Master is a High-Risk Profession" Please collect OvO
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Copywriting 1
Once Cong Yun traveled through time, he became a cannon fodder male partner who didn't even have a name in a childbirth novel.
Before he could stand up and fight back, he was captured by the villain and imprisoned for hundreds of years.
By the time it saw the light of day again, the system had expired.
Cong Yun: I have something to say about MMP right now.
Copywriting 2
How can I break it when I wake up and find myself in the villain's house?
Thank you, don't try to abduct someone and run away, you never know who you are taking away! ——From a certain book-wearer who is pregnant with the villain's child
————★ Reading Demining ★——————
· Under the year, the main recipient, 1V1HE
· The cover is the character =v=*
· The first chapter is about perspective, and all the rest are about perspective.
· Give birth! Give birth! Give birth! There are buns! Second grade! Still bloody!
·Updated at 9 o'clock, occasionally postponed, V will be updated at 6 o'clock the next day
· Stewing in an empty space, all settings serve the plot
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"The Immortal Lord Taoist Companion is a Cat"
Mu Yanji, the leader of the Immortal Path, is astonishingly talented, unparalleled in beauty, but heartless and ruthless. He is a high-altitude flower that can be seen from a distance but not played with.
This flower was recently scratched by a cat.
The immortals go to court every day to watch the black cat flash its claws at the immortal king. They say privately that even the ancient god cannot escape the furry bewitchment.
However, in fact——
When Yan Luo faced Mu Yanji, he acted coquettishly and begged for a hug. He exposed his belly and just wanted to be fucked.
When Mu Yanji was facing Yan Luo, he would eat and squeeze meatballs, taking advantage of him but not being able to defeat him.
Later, Yan Luo got angry, left a bag of dried fish and wanted to leave.
But Mu Yanji carried him back, touched his belly and asked: Where do you want to take my little cat?
Yan Luo: Fried hair——
Mu Yanji: How can I calm down my daughter-in-law who has a bad temper during pregnancy? Waiting online, urgent.
——★ "Master is a high-risk profession" ★——
[Slightly informal short copy]
I heard that being a master is a high-risk profession in Jinjiang.
[Very unorthodox long copywriting]
Luo Yunchen passed through a bad cultivation novel and became the cannon fodder master who tortured the villain physically and mentally, leading to the villain's darkening.
When he opened his eyes, he was drugged by the villain who had just started to turn dark, and was pinned to the bed, ready to be indescribable.
Luo Yunchen: ... Then let me have a good time first?
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Ji Guihan originally thought that he would be expelled from the school if he did something like that to Luo Yunchen.
He was excited when he thought of the expression on his ice-cold master's face when he woke up.
On the first day, Luo Yunchen went to see the boss. Ji Guihan was fine.
The next day, Luo Yunchen took his eldest apprentice to dig lotus roots. Ji Guihan was fine.
On the third day, Luo Yunchen took his apprentice to catch fish. Ji Guihan was fine.
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Later, Ji Guihan finally couldn't sit still anymore.
How can I let others know that he is my wife? Urgent, waiting online.
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Facing Ji Guihan, Luo Yunchen just wanted to be a scumbag, but——
Having sex feels good for a while, Chuai Zai Crematorium,
No one told the scumbag that this crappy novel was... A story about childbirth? ?
At first, Luo Yunchen didn't panic at all. Even if Nezha had to keep him for three years, he could do it too!
When Ji Guihan turned black and left the school, he took his children back to the countryside to farm!
Later, looking at Ji Guihan approaching step by step, Luo Yunchen blocked his growing belly without changing his expression: "When are you leaving?" ?
Conception:
Reader comments
The thing about young lovers... Can that be called cunning? [Bad laugh]
Boss, I am resurrected! It can be seen that the teacher is working hard to polish it, but the flavor of machine translation is really too strong. The inner monologue of the bullfrog or telepathy is too funny.
The twitching corpse reminds me of the zombie model in the remake of Resident Evil 2. The rag doll model (it seems to be called that?) Would sometimes get stuck in a strange position and twitch wildly. I couldn't tell if it was trying to fake a corpse, and I was terrified.
Intestines leaking out or something like that, there is an add-on in Killing Chicken Chase called Marvin's intestines, which is the police officer who asked for help as soon as he entered the police station in Resident Evil 2. He was still not saved later. When he was torn in half by the zombies, Capcom even gave a close-up of it in a funny way. In short, it was too hellish.
The giant crane is such a good show, as if he suddenly jumped onto a fantasy martial arts set.
Okay, I'm going to be in a coma, if I don't have insomnia [waves hand]
Be sure to catch up on new articles, catch up to the latest in one go, come on! [Purple Sugar]kswl
Ah, the author is great, where is the food [crying]
Woohoo, come on, don't stop updating. It's already very cold in Xifan. Please support the delicious articles.
Yes, I cried, what a big pit, oh wow
I can't do it anymore, why would anyone carry glutinous rice with them hahahahahahahahaha
The unlucky master had to do homework again and was struck by lightning again. Haha, come on!
When will it be updated?
The author is awesome~
I can't stop laughing, this embarrassing little book written by zss. Remember to call me if it becomes popular (although there is little chance) and save it. I recently planned to include our classmates in the article. (I'm lmy)
Come on, the author, [come on]
Old Ford can't find his wife.
Ahhhh, two masters and two masters!
What did the heroine say about marrying you? Shouldn't I say I am willing to marry you?
The thing about young lovers... Can that be called cunning? [Bad laugh]
Boss, I am resurrected! It can be seen that the teacher is working hard to polish it, but the flavor of machine translation is really too strong. The inner monologue of the bullfrog or telepathy is too funny. The twitching corpse reminds me of the zombie model in the remake of Resident Evil 2. The rag doll model (it seems to be called that?) Would sometimes get stuck in a strange position and twitch wildly. I couldn't tell if it was trying to fake a corpse, and I was terrified. Intestines leaking out or something like that, there is an add-on in Killing Chicken Chase called Marvin's intestines, which is the police officer who asked for help as soon as he entered the police station in Resident Evil 2. He was still not saved later. When he was torn in half by the zombies, Capcom even gave a close-up of it in a funny way. In short, it was too hellish. The giant crane is such a good show, as if he suddenly jumped onto a fantasy martial arts set. Okay, I'm going to be in a coma, if I don't have insomnia [waves hand]
Be sure to catch up on new articles, catch up to the latest in one go, come on! [Purple Sugar]kswl
Ah, the author is great, where is the food [crying]
Woohoo, come on, don't stop updating. It's already very cold in Xifan. Please support the delicious articles.
Yes, I cried, what a big pit, oh wow
I can't do it anymore, why would anyone carry glutinous rice with them hahahahahahahahaha
The unlucky master had to do homework again and was struck by lightning again. Haha, come on!
When will it be updated?
The author is awesome~
I can't stop laughing, this embarrassing little book written by zss. Remember to call me if it becomes popular (although there is little chance) and save it. I recently planned to include our classmates in the article. (I'm lmy)
Come on, the author, [come on]
Old Ford can't find his wife.
Ahhhh, two masters and two masters!
What did the heroine say about marrying you? Shouldn't I say I am willing to marry you?