Pre-collection of "The Demon Lord Wants to Eat Soft Rice" and "The Idiot and the Beauty After the Baby Variety Show Is Bad", please collect them OvO
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Song casually dressed up as the villain's cannon fodder wife in a plot, and got a golden finger that could read files. As long as he survived to the end, he would get a chance to be reborn.
The villain regent Guan Chengjiu controls the young emperor and has all the power in the government, but he is moody, violent and murderous. He is another well-known living king of hell in Daqi.
So Song Suiran lived and died in the hands of the King of Hell, and kept reloading files after failing his mission.
Reading the file for the thirty-ninth time, Song Ran looked at the big word "" in front of him and decided to give it up.
It's all about death anyway, so it's better to lie down and wait for death.
As a result, Guan Chengjiu received information from his eyeliner every day——
The princess slept for eight hours today. She went to the treasury for a walk and then lay down.
The princess slept for eight hours today. She woke up and lay down again after eating a big elbow.
The princess made progress today and only slept for six hours. After roasting the koi in the garden, she slept for another two hours.
Princess...
Guan Chengjiu: ... What did he marry?
Just when Guan Chengjiu began to suspect that there was a piglet at home, his spy suddenly sent news that the princess was holding a funeral for him.
I made a coffin with a soft quilt that is warm in winter and cool in summer, and I am looking for a co-buryer.
Guan Chengjiu: ... What are you looking for? ?
He rushed to the mourning hall with the obituary notice, and saw his princess sitting on the coffin in plain clothes, with a talented man on the left and a beautiful woman on the right.
Seeing him coming, her delicate eyebrows were stained with a smile: "Before you kill me, Your Majesty, please help me choose someone to bury with me!"
Guan Cheng laughed drunkenly, gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think of me?"
Song Suiran:?
No matter how he flirted with her the past few times, the prince only wanted him. Why did the prince change his mind as soon as he lay down on his back?
Could it be that the prince likes it and won't move?
Guan Chengjiu:? ? ?
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"The Demon Lord also wants to eat soft rice"
The witches have been in the demon world for most of their lives. They are ruthless and notorious.
During the righteous encirclement and suppression campaign, he calmly walked through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, but was betrayed by his most trusted subordinate and ended up being stabbed to death with a sword.
Once he woke up from the dream and returned to his youth, Wu Hui looked at his body that had not yet begun to practice and decided to destroy it.
What a bullshit Demon Lord, whoever wants to do this shit will do it, he just wants to find a long-term meal ticket!
For example, the first person in the world of cultivation, Qingyuan Immortal Lord Chen Yanmiao, who stabbed him to death with a sword, was very good.
The witch association went to Chen Yanmiao's door overnight.
From then on, the senior sister practiced while he slept, the senior brother beat monsters and called him, and the master trained him to turn into a pendant in seconds and blow out three thousand rainbow farts.
After practicing for a hundred years, he still practiced Qi after returning. He was the last useless little master in the sect.
Until one day he was found to be pregnant with evil bones, and hundreds of immortal families gathered in front of the mountain gate, forcing Chen Yanmiao to clean up the family in order to prove his Taoist heart.
The witch thought that he was about to die, so he took a peck on the master's face with some regret, and showed a wanton smile: "I can take advantage of the master, so this life is not in vain."
Unexpectedly, Chen Yanmiao, who has always been upright and upright, pointed his sword at everyone, and still looked at him with a solemn look: "Besides me, where else do you want to go?"
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Chen Yanmiao had a dream, dreaming that five hundred years later the Demon King would become great and cause chaos in the world, causing devastation to all living beings.
After waking up, he immediately picked up his sword and went out, preparing to strangle the evil in the cradle before the Demon Lord became a master. However, the newly recruited disciple grabbed him by the corner of his clothes and looked at him with a pair of bright eyes: "Master, are you hungry? Let's have some food."
Looking at the face that was at least eighty similar to the Demon Lord, Chen Yanmiao fell into deep thought.
I was the one who taught the Demon Lord?
——★"The Idiot and the Beauty After the Baby's Show"★——
Yu Nuo woke up and found that two years had passed.
The handsome and wealthy husband turned into a vegetative state, and the sweet and well-behaved son turned into a chuunibyou filled with revenge.
And he... Became a black man on the Internet because of his cheating, and he was only one child away from withdrawing from the industry.
Yu Nuo took a look at the balance of her husband's account and lay down.
If you give it back, just give it back. The worst thing you can do is buy a few less high-end clothes in the future, or run away after participating in the baby show!
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On the first day of filming, the cub next door stayed on the bed and refused to get up.
His cub got up at six o'clock, picked up a book of Mathematical Olympiad questions, and prepared to start a new day of internal mathematics.
A beautiful hand pushed him back to the bed, "Children should sleep until the sun basks in the sun. What are you doing before lunch is ready?"
Zaizai lay on the bed with a book and a look of despair on his face, admonishing him: "Dad, if you act like this, the company will go bankrupt in three months."
The program team provided living expenses, and the cubs from other families battled wits and courage with the penny-pinching adults, trying to buy one more lollipop.
His cub pulled Yu Nuo, who was still ordering at the milk tea shop and had to add toppings, to settle the score with him with a stern face, trying to make his father understand that they would not even be able to afford the northwest wind.
Yu Nuo smiled and handed her son a cup of milk tea, whispering in his ear: "My sister, the actress, bought half a chicken, and my brother, the actor, has rice at home!"
For the first time, the cub looked like he was about to cry: "Daddy, our family is rich, so we don't need to beg for food."
Facing the task, another cub carried a small basket and went to pick fruits with the adults.
His cub glanced at his father who was about to go back to sleep, shook his head and went to get the basket, but Yu Nuo carried him to squat under the tree and stuffed a fruit that had just been picked from the tree, "The last one is also the first one. Steamed buns with pickles are delicacies in the world. If it doesn't taste good, tonight the director will broadcast live to wash his hair upside down."
Zaizai took a bite of the fruit and comforted him with a serious face: "I will study hard and strive to continue to allow my little dad to eat steamed buns and pickles after the company goes bankrupt."
Yu Nuo rubbed her son's stupid hair and said, "It's not like you have to work so hard. Your dad is young and good-looking. The worst he can do is remarry!"
That night, Yan Yansi, who was still lying in bed, opened his eyes.
If he doesn't wake up, his wife will run away with her son!
Purpose: Cherish life