Psychological Counseling

"Doctor, my, my married life isn't going well..."

"No, I don't have a married life at all!"

The doctor coughed. "Mr. Ji, here's what I suggest. If you're experiencing sexual dysfunction, it's best to visit a men's specialty hospital. I know someone there and can refer you."

"No! Doctor, you don't understand! I have a thing about being a virgin!"

There was a pause, then he added, "A really serious thing!"

Anyway, it's just a silly, funny story. Happy ending.