Living It Up in a Campus Novel Until I Can Barely Walk

Author's note: Xiao Haitang (Little Haitang) is a woman, a badass who dresses as a man.

Not a wish-fulfillment story. A powerful female lead x a sunny male lead with a sharp tongue.

Xiao Haitang was flirting with a woman on the street when she was suddenly blinded and abducted by the System to work as a laborer.

The System said, "You've been chosen by the heavens. You have to befriend the male lead. Take hits for him, stab people for him, run errands, and clean up after him. Got it?"

Xiao Haitang: "Get lost."

The System: "I'll give you two hundred million."

Xiao Haitang: "I'll give you a billion. Get out of my sight!"

The System gritted its teeth. "You can seduce the protagonist's women!"

Xiao Haitang rolled up her sleeves. "When do we start working?"

Later...

The System: "I said you could seduce women, not the male lead! How the hell are you a woman?"

Xiao Haitang: "Heh."

A female lead with gender identity disorder x a sharp-tongued male lead who grows up.

Please add my new story, I Raised the Male Lead into a Black-Hearted Lotus, to your collection~

A battle-hardened, dramatic female lead x a scheming, green-tea male lead

* A silly, sweet romance *

In every face-slapping power fantasy, the male lead has endured hardship in his youth. He eventually stays true to himself and becomes a legendary business tycoon through his abilities and kindness.

However, few male leads who were mistreated in their youth actually remain true to themselves as adults. To protect the kind hearts of these young male leads, the System came into being.

As soon as the System, You Baba, opened her eyes, she saw a young male lead huddled in a corner, as lovely as a flower.

His body was covered in scars, and there wasn't a glimmer of light in his beautiful eyes.

As a sucker for handsome faces, You Baba declared, "This little one is under my protection from now on!"

The little one's scumbag father came to claim his birth mother's inheritance? You Baba pulled out a giant cleaver and broke the man's leg.

The little one's aunt came to seize the property? You Baba called a few System buddies over to scare her so badly she'd never dare come back.

The school bully picked on the little one? You Baba dressed up as a ghost and scared him into becoming the little one's lackey.

A snobbish teacher punished the little one? Hit back!

Nobody gets to bully her little one!

Just as the little flower was growing up to be a fine young man, System Headquarters suddenly summoned her to an emergency meeting. When You Baba returned, upgraded, she discovered she'd been offline for eight years.

The pitiful little boy from back then had become a black-hearted lotus. Worse still, he was now a business tycoon, and everyone thought he had impeccable character.

You Baba, locked in a dark room: Damn it.

The male lead looked pitifully at her. "I love you. Forever. You're beautiful, and I'll save you. I'll put your name on the deed! All my money is yours. Don't leave me..."

You Baba glanced at the heavy chain locked around her foot. "Call me Daddy, and I'll forgive you."

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