Gu Jiangyan is a veteran celebrity stan: she takes first-rate photos, has great taste, and edits pictures at lightning speed.
Her only flaw is her terrible luck. Every idol she stans ends up embroiled in a scandal.
Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes one day, she would be bound to a Fansite Master System?
Only her idols' popularity can keep her alive.
Gu Jiangyan: ?
You might as well just kill me. Seriously.
Better for everyone to have their scandals than just one person, so she turned her wicked hand toward all the top-tier stars in the entertainment industry.
With the "I Just Love Trash Men" buff, any top-tier star Gu Jiangyan takes an interest in is guaranteed to have a scandal. One goes down for every one she likes, and if she likes a pair, both go down...
The first-generation idol who started his own company and fulfilled the dreams of countless young people had actually ruined countless young lives...
The nation's award-winning actress, renowned for her incredible acting, was secretly deeply involved in deals with powerful investors...
The actor known across the internet for his devotion was implicated in murdering his wife for her inheritance...
A certain king of pop didn't pay the taxes he owed, but insisted on sleeping with people he shouldn't...
How could these headlines setting the whole internet ablaze not count toward popularity? :)
Gu Jiangyan was constantly watching idols' careers implode while trying to stay alive. She kept at it until she became a legend in the industry.
Fans of different stars before: Desperately promoting their own idols
Fans of different stars later: Madly showering their rivals with praise
Gossip-loving netizens: Sister Yan, my one and only, who's your next idol? Tell us so we can steer clear
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While Gu Jiangyan was busy bringing down stars, another fansite master was also rising to prominence.
Unlike Gu Jiangyan, who brought down every star she liked, this one turned every star she followed into a sensation. She and Gu Jiangyan were both top stars in the fandom world.
A fringe, obscure idol scored ten million views on her fancam, and she single-handedly brought an obscure group on the verge of disbandment back to life.
One fan-edit vlog sent two artists soaring to fame at once.
She even designed a model outfit for a virtual idol herself. Its stunning looks won countless fans...
A fansite master following multiple idols was a big no-no, but that didn't apply to her.
Fans of every star adored her: Sister, my one and only, please look at my fave! You have to notice my fave before Sister Yan does!!
Gossip-loving netizens: I'm kind of curious what it would look like if both sisters took an interest in the same idol.
Then Gu Jiangyan accidentally revealed her identity, and the whole internet went wild.
Fans: Holy crap, I never thought that while stanning an idol, I'd get cornered by the fansite master. Do I keep stanning or not? Waaaah
Gossip-loving netizens: As expected of my one and only sister
That day, the whole internet watched as Actor A, top-tier star B, actress C... Wait, almost half the industry's most popular celebrities promised netizens that they obeyed the law and would never become moral or legal scandals.
They all said it was because they didn't want to disappoint her.
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Zhihu: What do you think of my one and only sister in the entertainment industry?
Answer: A proper Yan-approved pick. You can stan them with peace of mind and confidence.
[Reading Notes]
· The title and blurb have been changed. The previous title was The Plan to Save the Villain, from a long time ago. OJZ
· No real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations
Coming Soon: I Really Am the Savior
You were born into an ordinary family, attended ordinary schools, and lived an utterly unremarkable life.
The one extraordinary thing about you was that you died at the age of eighteen.
Before you died, you bought some very strange funeral services.
For example, pay five thousand yuan and a delinquent JK girl will ride a motorcycle to your funeral and shout, "Damn it!"
Pay twenty thousand in advance, and men in black and an old man with a scar on his face will come salute you and say you were a true hero.
For fifty thousand, you could even have a group of fake * Riders, * Beauty Warriors, or comic-book * Heroes crash your funeral, lamenting that they could no longer keep saving the world with you.
In short, you successfully convinced people that you had been entrusted with some mysterious and powerful mission.
So, a hundred years later, when extraterrestrial civilizations invaded, you were awakened as the Savior.
"But I'm just an ordinary high school student."
You scratched your head, trying to explain, but a treasured sword appeared in your hand out of thin air.
?
You really are the Savior!
* Inspired by a funeral-services joke that went viral online a few years ago. I didn't come up with it.
* Female-led ensemble cast
Theme: Stan idols rationally
That's great, Xiao Han! I finally got rid of the silence and cowardice wrapped around my neck. I am not afraid of other people's eyes, and I don't want to be overwhelmed by other people's emotions. Putting myself first is the most important thing... "Touch you, look at you, everything about you has nothing to do with her"!!!! I really like this sentence, it clicked my favorite point. Warning! I'm going to start cat sculpting! (Jiang Yan is a very, very powerful cat. Seeing Xiao Han's unbearable state, she just pushed Xiao Han indifferently with her soft flesh pads, then turned around and ran away without looking back... Later, she would come to see how Xiao Han was doing without leaving a trace. She was slender and cold. Pupils looked at the human being who had trapped him, and found that he had improved and left quietly, but Xiao Han could always see a flash of tail nearby) [Cats secretly care about people, cats are good. Jpg] [Kitten dislikes face. Jpg] ,, said it had nothing to do with her but still provided evidence to Shi Xiaoming, Yanyan is the best in the world! I have an exam tomorrow, I hope to get more updates the night after tomorrow (eye hint)
I think this is the best solution for Han
Burn the cauldron! Really good
I had a hunch when I saw that I would take leave from March to May.,,,,, Ah, I really haven't written anything yet.
It doesn't matter whether it collapses or not. The most important thing is that Yichen looks good now [Like]
When I entered V, I said I would guarantee 60,000 and fight for 10,000, but now I have stopped updating for two months! We don't even bother with the leave application form anymore. Where is your dream! Where is the chase! Where is the shame! Ah!!! I want to assassinate you!
Save the child 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 Where did the author go?
It's already June. . .
What's the situation? How to solve v's rebate?
Teacher. . Are you coming back?