[Ultraman] I Must Be Opening the Door Wrong!

Can someone tell me why Nexus, known as the darkest entry in the Ultraman series, has turned into a goofy comedy?!

Takahashi Jun says there must be something wrong with the way I opened the door!!!

This is a Nexus fanfic with a comedic tone, so the characters may be... um... a little off the rails.

Also, this is a normal, non-BL story!