A Guide to Protecting a Loyal Scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

[Blurb] A sharp-tongued divine beast gong who takes on the whole world x a looks-, voice-, feet-, and waist-obsessed shou Heize is Miaoyi Xianjun's divine beast mount, loyal and short-tempered. One day, Miaoyi Xianjun got so carried away by lust that he tried to steal a kiss from the Jade Emperor during his afternoon nap. The furious emperor kicked him down to the mortal realm and told him to die. Of course, Miaoyi Xianjun has an indestructible golden body, so he won't die. He'll just get dumped by scumbags over and over in countless little worlds. After losing his memory, Miaoyi Xianjun keeps getting his feelings toyed with by scumbags, then kicked to the curb. He's so foolish that Heize can't bear to watch. Rubbing his hands with anticipation, Heize follows him down to the mortal realm, becoming the golden support in each little world. He'll face-slap the scumbags and win his master's heart, determined to make sure that in every world, Miaoyi can lounge comfortably on his lap and coast to victory. "Get the hell out of here! I'm the only one allowed to touch my master!" Theme: A story about a loyal dog gong quick-transmigrating through various worlds to save his master's life.