[Naruto] This Black Zetsu Is a Little Panicked

One day, Black Zetsu discovers he can see himself in parallel worlds. Of course, that's nothing to be surprised about.

What's surprising is that he's a man in some worlds and a woman in others, and his husband or wife keeps changing too???

He can put up with all that, but could they please stop calling him "Mother" every time they show up? He can't deal with that!

Black Zetsu: Thanks for asking. I know I'm guilty, but please don't publicly execute me. I really don't have a son with Six Paths Madara or Six Paths Obito, let alone a white-haired son with a Sharingan.

Black Zetsu: I don't have chakra or good looks, so please leave me alone. If you absolutely must, just hit me with a Planetary Devastation.

Otsutsuki Indra: Momo-chan?

Black Zetsu: …

I like Obito Uchiha and Madara. Their ships are likely to appear often.