Cultivating Immortality Is No Match for Picking Up Junk

Coming soon: The Hard Life of a Princess Yuechu grew up depending on her blind master. Before Yuechu could walk, her master kept her alive by scavenging rubbish. Once Yuechu could walk, she kept her master alive by scavenging rubbish. But Yuechu thought she was ridiculously lucky. She found pearls that glowed on their own, swords that could fly, and cabbages that could make people young again... There was nothing Yuechu couldn't find, if she could think of it. Until one day, she brought home a very handsome junior brother... Immortal Lord Jiming failed his divine tribulation three thousand years ago and had no choice but to disassemble his body. When he woke again, it was already three thousand years later. Not only had he survived, he had become a ten-year-old child? Then, to his horror, he discovered that his home had been ransacked! The immortal herbs he'd carefully cultivated had been stir-fried and eaten, the soul orb containing all his cultivation was being used as an oil lamp, and a roasted sparrow was skewered on his life-bound immortal sword... He had even been taken as a laborer and forced by that girl to bow down and accept a blind old man as his master. A fallen phoenix is worth less than a chicken! If anyone found out that Jiming, the greatest immortal in the realm, was forced to catch rabbits every day, he wouldn't be able to show his face again! Yuechu: Junior Brother, will you be my cultivation partner? Jiming: You're beautiful, talented, and adorable, but I'm more than ten thousand years older than you. My conscience won't let me. I'm sorry, I can't be an animal! Later: Jiming: Chuchu, what kind of animal do you like? In short, this is the story of a lawless little devil who lures in an immortal lord, an old cucumber painted green. 1. The female lead's beauty and luck are both MAX. She finds treasures every day. 2. The male lead is reborn, scheming, and good at pretending to be weak to catch his enemies off guard. 3. This is a wish-fulfillment, sweet romance. The female and male leads are both effortlessly dazzling in their daily lives. 4. If you happen to stop by, please give this book a bookmark~ Completed work: Historical romance, A Noble Lady's Difficult Life Coming soon: Historical romance, The Princess Wants a Divorce After Being Reborn Shen Mingchao died. She leaped from the city wall in front of her consort, Xu Yu, and hit the ground with such force that her brains splattered. She was completely dead. Her father doted on her and used imperial power to force Xu Yu to marry her as a princess. Xu Yu's childhood sweetheart, who had loved him mutually, was heartbroken and entered a Buddhist convent. After five years of marriage, Xu Yu never smiled at her. Shen Mingchao thought he was just cold and distant with everyone, and that if she kept trying, she could melt his icy heart. Only after her father's death, when Xu Yu led an army to the capital, did she see him smiling at the woman by his side. Shen Mingchao finally understood. Xu Yu wasn't naturally cold-hearted. She simply wasn't the one he loved. With the enemy at the gates, she suddenly laughed. Xu Yu meant to use the Shen family's kingdom to avenge his childhood sweetheart. You two are in love, my country is falling, and you still expect me to hand over the imperial seal and surrender? As Xu Yu stared in disbelief, she smashed the imperial seal and shouted, "You treacherous rebels are disloyal and unrighteous. How dare you presume to have Heaven's Mandate and claim the imperial seal of Great Yong? I am of the emperor's direct line. I would rather die than be humiliated!" Then she leaped from the city wall. When Shen Mingchao opened her eyes again, she had returned to the third day after marrying Xu Yu. In her previous life, Xu Yu had used work as an excuse to skip the customary visit to her parents' home. Shen Mingchao had even rushed to cover for him in front of her father. Only later did she learn that on the day of the visit, Xu Yu had gone to the Imperial Grace Temple outside the capital to meet his childhood sweetheart. After being reborn, the first thing Shen Mingchao did was grab her sword and rush to the Imperial Grace Temple. She was going to kill Xu Yu, the traitorous rebel, with her own hands! Xu Yu noticed that Shen Mingchao had suddenly changed. Not only did she stop clinging to him day and night, she repeatedly called him a rebel and threatened to kill him. When accusing him of rebellion didn't work, she pulled out a divorce letter and shouted that she wanted to divorce him. Xu Yu's eyes turned cold. He took the letter, left her with a curt, "I hope Your Highness won't regret this," and walked away. He was certain Shen Mingchao was just throwing a childish princess tantrum. Sooner or later, she would come crawling back to him. In less than a month, news that the princess was remarrying spread throughout the capital. Soaked through in the pouring rain, Xu Yu stood in front of the princess's carriage, looking wretched. His voice was hoarse as he asked, "Are you really going to marry him?" The woman's voice rang out, clear as a jade chime: "Young Lord Xu, you're my former husband, not my late husband. Do you expect me to mourn you for three years?" Only then did Xu Yu learn what it meant to be utterly heartbroken. Later, everyone said Xu Yu had gone mad. The most refined nobleman in the capital was now prostrating himself at Princess Yongle's feet, begging for a scrap of pity from the woman he had once disdained most. He even shattered his proud spirit and endured countless insults just to become Princess Yongle's male favorite. Content warnings: 1. The male lead pursues the female lead after losing her. In her previous life, the female lead was blinded by love and ultimately jumped from the city wall to her death. 2. There was a misunderstanding in their previous life, and the male lead had reasons for rebelling. 3. The male lead's family has been loyal for generations. The female lead has no evidence, so she can't kill him and can only divorce him first. 4. An alternate-history setting with liberal customs. Though it is feudal, no one is expected to be brainwashed. 5. The female lead will become empress. Theme: Cultivate diligently and keep improving every day.