I looked up a beginner's guide to writing blurbs. Here's an amateur's opening: One day, I had a sudden stroke of inspiration and decided to write a story about... Eastern cultivation crushing the magic world of HP.
While vacationing on the British Isles, Mr. Tan, a Phoenix-blooded cultivator at the Deification Stage, accidentally had a one-night stand with a witch from the Bulstrode family, and ended up with a female baby with off-the-charts magical power: Miss Lian An Tan.
Miss Lian An dreams of diligently cultivating into a dashing sword cultivator and ascending to immortality. Full of disdain for the wizarding world, she enters Hogwarts intending to eat, drink, and be merry until her magic stabilizes, then leave without a second thought. In the end, though, she can't escape the heavenly law of falling in love with what she once scorned...
Pairing: Cedric Diggory
A friendly reminder from a clueless HP fan who reads the original books while writing:
* The characters are wildly out of character, and there are all kinds of headcanons.
* I love Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw... Gryffindor fans, please click the X in the upper-right corner.
Dedicated to the idols of my childhood: Robert Pattinson, Tom Felton, Jason Isaacs, Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, and J. K. Rowling.
In my opinion, the casting in the HP movies is seriously detrimental to children's moral development. How can the villains be so handsome!?
Thanks for the follows, votes, gifts, nutrition potions, and comments!
I promise I won't abandon this story.
I thought about it, Little Phoenix and Said. Little Phoenix itself looks down on wizards. It is impossible to look down on wizards because of Said. After all, they are essentially weak chickens when they are close to each other. At least every time they advance in law practice, they will have spiritual power to temper their bodies. Furthermore, when comparing practitioners with wizards, practitioners are immortals. They have a lifespan of one or two hundred years if they practice Qi. Judging from the fact that Tan Daojun turned into a god at the age of 300, it is probably when the spiritual power is abundant, and Xiao The phoenix itself is of the two elements of wind and fire. If the talent of the single spiritual root is high, the qualifications of the little phoenix are very good. Not to mention the lifespan, but the strength is not as good as that of the little phoenix. After all, he is still a sword cultivator, and the little phoenix fell in love with Said because of his face.
I'm really speechless when scolding the author in the comments. If you don't like it, you can just shut up and go away. First of all, the author should write because he wants to, not to please readers; secondly, British wizards still use candles to write letters when ordinary people use telephones and electric lights. Even the Taoist priests in Baiyun Temple are more advanced than them, so shouldn't people think they are lagging behind? Third, do you think the author disrespects the culture of other countries by writing this? Why didn't he say that Japan has magic institutes but China does not have wizard schools? Does Rowling even think that there are wizards in China? Finally, the author has clearly stated in the copy that if you like Lion House, you should not read it. He rushed to read it and even scolded the cook when he was dissatisfied. What a bad habit he is used to. P. S.: I have been squatting in the pit for three years, teacher, you see...
Haha, I laughed when I saw it later And Blaise is really a scumbag This article should be titled "On how a simple Mr. Badger overcomes all difficulties and wins the heart of a phoenix with his face" haha
"Fran! Change to green light!
When will it be updated?
Suddenly I felt that Blaise smelled so good. . It's a pity that the male protagonist is not him?
Fran: There is something I don't know, and I should say it or not. . .
How to fall in love based on the cultural gap funny. Jpg
Hahahahaha, translating Animagus into Demon Cultivator is already amazing, but recognizing Demon Cultivator as Animagus is even more amazing.
Damn, please update it.