I apprenticed under a peerless master, made waves throughout the martial world, and was unrivaled in beauty. A single glance and a smile from me could make crowds follow me...
Ahem. But my "glorious" life came to an abrupt end when I was seventeen.
Heavens know, I was only greedy for a reward of twenty taels of silver when I got it into my head to take on a job to assassinate the Crown Prince.
The outcome was bound to be disastrous.
I was tied up like a dumpling, while the Crown Prince glared at me, trembling with anger. "Is my life worth no more than twenty taels of silver?!"
I chickened out. I regretted it. Why had I tried to assassinate the Crown Prince with my pathetic skills?
But then the Crown Prince gave me a wicked smile. "Girl, I can spare you the death penalty. I won't turn you in, but you'll have to serve by my side to atone for trying to assassinate me."
I was dumbfounded. Stunned. What kind of arrangement was this?
Hey, Your Highness, what do you mean by 'serve'? Do you mean it literally, or are you coveting my beauty? Please make yourself clear!
And so began my life of trying to escape, failing, trying again, and failing again.
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