A Guide to Dating Nonhuman Creatures

What should I do if my husband turns into a strange nonhuman creature every morning when I wake up? We've been in love for eight years, and now you're telling me you're not human?!!! WTF!!!

Yu Jinge and Bai Han had finally made it to the point where they were about to get their happily-ever-after, when suddenly...

"What did you say? My husband isn't human?" Yu Jinge broke down.

"To be precise, he's a person implanted with a mixture of various genes."

"Like what?"

"All kinds of gods and monsters from Western mythology."

"So he can transform, like Ultraman in old fairy tales? Or... Balala the Fairies or Sailor Moon? Does he say 'In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!' or transform with 'U-ka-la-ka'?"

The researcher gave her a helpless look. "You're overthinking it, ma'am."

"Oh, I see."

What else could she do? They were so close to their happily-ever-after. She'd picked her husband, so she'd just have to set him straight herself!

Except...

"Sorry, I forgot. What creature are you today, honey?" Yu Jinge asked calmly.

Bai Han gave her a wicked smile. "What do you think, little woman? I'm a demon, of course!"

He smiled pale and wan. "What do you think, little thing? I'm a duke, of course!"

He smiled serenely. "What do you think, sweetheart? I'm an angel, of course!"

He smiled ferally. "What do you think, little sweet? I'm a werewolf, of course!"

He smiled gently. "What do you think, cutie? I'm an elf, of course!"

He smiled arrogantly. "What do you think, little human? I'm a centaur, of course!"