I Compete with Koi for Business

This article is based on QAQ [Pre-received article: "PUBG Jedi Self-Destruction" Click on the column to collect it~(￣▽￣~)~] After being laid off for thousands of years, the ancestor of the cat demon clan was approached by the director of the Demon Management Bureau for re-employment: he went to the human world to sell cats. Cheng Ran:? ? ? There was a koi shop in Shencheng. The carp spirit in the shop made an agreement with someone to sell luck privately. Cheng Ran opened a cat shop opposite. He did whatever he wanted to scare people, and he would grab business when there was business. You sell koi carps and I sell cats to see who dies first. Until he discovered that the manager of the koi shop opposite and the richest man in Shen City... Didn't seem to be human. Not only is she not a human being, but she seems to be her old lover? ? ? Hey, wait a minute, I remember that was a fish on my bed. Why do you have claws? Or the five-clawed one? And why are you so long? ? ? · Three thousand seven hundred and eighty-four years ago, Cheng Ran was tricked by a carp. He was tricked to the core of his heart, and he became the laughing stock of the cat demon clan for a while. Three thousand seven hundred and eighty-four years later, Cheng Ran came to the human world on business and met a carp who was not afraid of death and played tricks on him. Cheng Ran: Brother, do you know that the grave of the last person who tricked me was bulldozed to build a house? Shen Huaining: I know, that house is right here. It's me who's buried underneath, I shoveled the grass on the grave, and I built the house. Can you stop being angry? (Hug) Cheng Ran:? ? ? Fake koi, real dragon attack*cat demon attack 1v1, he ——Pre-released article "PUBG Jedi Self-destruction" An unknown anchor in the online game area of the Cloud Star platform has always adopted a self-defeating style of live broadcast-eating chicken is easy, and the chicken butt can be full. If you really can't, why not try eating a gun? The anchor took things as they came, and the audience was Buddhist, until one day, seven handfuls of chicken were eaten in the room of Yunxing 529 in one night. Anchor: This is not my level. Audience: Newcomers, don't get excited, the anchor has changed. That night, sharp-eyed viewers found out that the host's teammates in the seven games were playing professional games. Audience: The case has been solved. How can the anchor have such skills? The professional guy next door: He doesn't have the skills, but he just acts. That is the person who I have worked hard to touch throughout my youth, all the beautiful dreams and broken nebulae. He is the man who should be called the light of e-sports. Why is he acting like a wolf with a big tail? ——Later, the rookie anchor joined the professional team. Audience:... Can e-sports in my country be saved? Audience: Wait, my ears are bad and I can't see clearly. This person used to be on a professional team? What a great god? ? ? My country's e-sports is indeed hopeless! ——And later. The king returns, the Jedi becomes a god! All I have for the rest of my life is dreams, glory, and you. The Buddhist type is famous for being ridiculous and crazy about being a "rookie" anchor. He is × by Danwuxu. The nightmare of e-sports is to play the game just to chase the man, but the man ran away. I am very unhappy. ———— Recommended salted egg articles for gay friends: "I became rich after picking up a group of mythical beasts" by: Huanzhou "When Rich Fans Turn Back" by: Nishi Miki "Returning to Hometown to Build a Peach Blossom Land" by: Chenxiao Lingding Recommended salty articles from gay friends: "When Buddhist Actresses Become Popular" by: Chi Yin "The whole entertainment industry is envious of me [Rebirth]" by: Qi Deng Mo Yu Intention: