[A cookie about falling in love again after his wife lost her memory]
In the seventh year of the secret marriage between the emperor and the prime minister, a sudden heavy rain hit the south, and the river burst its banks, making the people miserable.
The powerful Prime Minister Li Xiu asked himself to go south to control the flood. After three months, he finally inspected the villages at the mouth of the river and repaired thousands of embankments. On the carriage back to Beijing, Li Xiu looked at the hundreds of letters contained in the wooden boxes and felt a headache.
Oops, I was so focused on water control that I forgot to read Lao Gong's love letter...
Li Xiu estimated the distance, traveled day and night, opened and read the letters sent by the emperor eight hundred miles away, and wrote to reply to each letter.
Finally, the letter was gone and the motorcade returned to Beijing. When the prime minister looked up, his eyes were black and black, and he fainted.
The emperor, who had been alone in his empty house for three months, didn't even have time to take a good look at his wife, when he saw her fainting in the arms of the guard, and his teeth itched with hatred.
Very good.
You didn't reply to the letter, you didn't take good care of your body, and now you dare to let another man hug you in front of him. Do you really take him as the emperor seriously?
The emperor stepped down from the chariot, snatched the prime minister from the guards in front of all the officials, and carried him back to the palace in person. The government and the public were shocked.
The next day, the overworked Prime Minister woke up and saw a bright yellow scene. Someone was staring at him with gloomy eyes. He was so frightened that he rolled to the corner of the bed holding the quilt: "... Who are you?"
Emperor: "?"
This is outrageous! Before he can settle the score, his wife doesn't want him anymore! ?
Have you changed your mind after only being out for three months? There is no better man than him in this world! ?
The emperor stared angrily at his prime minister for a long time, suddenly flicked his sleeves and went out, instructing the secret guard: "Check it for me! Who has the prime minister seen during this trip and what words have he said? Don't even let go of a male rabbit!"
He wants to see who dares to rob someone from him!
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Li Xiu has been feeling a little melancholy recently.
He was a naive college student who traveled back in time to ancient times and became a powerful minister who was so smart that he had to stay up late and study hard to keep up with his character. The emperor of this country seemed to be mentally ill.
The previous court kept an eye on him, and the next court had to go to Qinzheng Hall to discuss matters. Finally, it was getting late and he was finally able to return to the palace. The emperor looked at him pitifully like a big abandoned dog, which made Li Xiu have to stroke his head twice before leaving the palace. She was always worried that sooner or later she would be killed by the emperor. She was simply terrified.
Until another time when ministers came to Cambodia and asked the emperor to draft a draft, the emperor became furious, stepped down from the golden gate, drove away all the ministers and guards, and stood in front of Li Xiu, his voice hoarse and aggrieved: "You want me to draft a draft?"
Li Xiu was frightened to death by the emperor's majesty and said: "Your Majesty should consider the emperor's heir."
The emperor was furious: "But you can't be angry!"
Li Xiu: "?"
Emperor: "You are my wife. If you want an heir, you can give birth to him yourself!"
Li Xiu remained silent for a century, shaking his head: "I don't believe it."
Emperor: "It's true!"
Li Xiu: "Where's the evidence?"
The emperor took out two strands of blue silk tied with red strings, a wine flask, two wine glasses, three large boxes of well-preserved letters, and daily notes compiled by Qi Julang...
The emperor kept his treasures in mind: "This is the hair we got when we got married. This is the jug and cup we used to drink Henan wine on the wedding night. This is the daily note. You can see for yourself. Except when you rushed me to the study, which night did the two of us not sleep together?"
The emperor was extremely sad and complained bitterly: "You still want me to draft? You have no heart."
Li Xiu: "..."
Oops, it seems to be true, those words are really his!
Copy archived on 2023.04.29
Purpose: Love life, love my wife