[Locked and outline organized] Previously titled: "The Lapdog Turns the Tables and Sings"
#Lu Yan's Notes on Dating a Toxic Woman#
Half a month after Lu Yan and Jiang Zhen got together,
his friends were amazed: "How did our A Yan, who's been around the block, suddenly settle down?"
Lu Yan smiled nonchalantly. "She chased me so hard and clung to me. I didn't want the hassle, so I said yes."
Three months after Lu Yan and Jiang Zhen got together,
he stared at their chat, where the last message was still the one he'd sent 24 hours ago: "Is your phone broken?" At last, he realized he'd run into a toxic woman.
He called a friend, his expression dark, to share his hard-earned wisdom: "Stay away from women who shower you with sweet words while chasing you. They'll bring you nothing but misery."
The second the call ended, he resolutely typed out a message to the toxic woman and sent it:
"Open the door. I bought you a new phone."
#Jiang Zhen's Notes on Being a Toxic Woman#
After transmigrating, Jiang Zhen became a thoroughly toxic woman.
While chasing someone, she was passionate and sweet-talking, but didn't love him.
After winning him over, she was cold and dismissive, barely giving him the time of day.
But she swore that she herself was an honest, kind, simple, and upright young woman.
All this wickedness was because the System was forcing her to do it -> #Say What's Really on Your Mind and You'll Die#
System 740: Really, Host? I only told you that telling the truth would bring punishment. Not only are you incredibly good at saying the opposite of what you mean, you've even thrown yourself into the role. Are you sure you're not using this as an excuse to let your real self out?
[At first]
After Jiang Zhen was forced to play along (?) and pursue Lu Yan for N days,
Lu Yan narrowed his peach-blossom eyes at her. "You like me?"
Jiang Zhen gazed up at him with starry eyes. "It's more than just liking you."
(Inner monologue: That's me for you, sweet-talking and a natural actress.)
Lu Yan: "Take a number and get in line."
Jiang Zhen: "Sure, sure."
(Inner monologue: Hah, spit.)
[Later]
Lu Yan, gritting his teeth, aggrieved: "I feel like you're treating me more and more carelessly."
Jiang Zhen: "?"
Lu Yan: "Forget it. Just hurry up and tell me you like me a few more times, and I'll consider forgiving you."
Jiang Zhen, wearing the cold indifference of a toxic woman: "Sorry, I never loved you. I'm bored now." (Inner monologue:! Something's wrong with me...)
In the end, staring at the man who seemed to be on the verge of turning dark, an exhausted Jiang Zhen just wanted to grab a knife and take that lousy System down with her.
A stubborn, fussy, jealous, clingy man x a sweet-talking little liar who doesn't mean a word
#A story about a little liar who keeps courting disaster, only to end up getting herself caught in the end#
Theme: Treat others sincerely. In the end, liars can't even deceive themselves
When will Didi update?
When will it be officially updated?
With it in hand, after a few lazy shakes, the author will start coding quickly!!! (Cheer up version)