Big Brother Always Wants to Get Rich

[From the Dog's POV]: Overnight, he went spectacularly broke, but Gou Pingsheng was still the village's most shameless bully! Until one day, he stopped a luxury car passing through and was pinned to the ground in the wilderness by a crazed blond man, who did unspeakable things to him. Gou Pingsheng, a self-proclaimed tough-as-nails straight man who would rather bleed than cry, shed tears of regret for the first time that day. After that, Gou Pingsheng had a sudden change of heart and decided to mend his ways. To drive away his bad luck by doing good deeds, and to show how determined he was to turn over a new leaf, he started livestreaming. His everyday livestreams: raising kids, starting businesses, failing and starting over, playing the Good Samaritan again, and, along the way, pinning down and thrashing the disruptive superpowered people who came sniffing around for his delicious "pheromones"! From then on, Gou Pingsheng's standing in the village changed completely. He went from being hated by everyone to being loved by every dog. He even started raising pandas. Village Chief: According to Article 73 of the Regulations on Relations Between Ordinary People and the Superpowered, the spouse of a superpowered person is entitled to special preferential treatment. Villagers: That's not fair! You're helping the bully and encouraging Gou Pingsheng's arrogance! Village Chief: Sorry, our only job is to cover for them. If you have a complaint, take it to the Superpowered Reception Office. Gou Pingsheng: Huh!?! [From the Blond Seme's POV]: Throughout the long history of human evolution, some people developed special abilities. Unfortunately, every one of them was mentally unstable and extremely prone to going berserk! Six years ago, a fight that brought them together sparked a ripple in Tang Fengmian's dull, desolate world. When they meet again, he can no longer suppress the beast inside him. A man who had once wanted nothing from life becomes so single-minded that he could bring an entire underground city crashing down. Tang Fengmian: You can't escape. Wherever there is wind in this world, I will be there. Every trace of your scent carried on the wind drives me mad. Gou Pingsheng, who has suffered amnesia: So that's why you bit me the moment we met!!? Superpowered Reception Office: Please don't worry about such a trivial matter. Someone is always bearing the burden for us in the dark. Comrade Tang Fengmian is the tall fellow holding up the ceiling. [Unspoken meaning: Comrade Gou Pingsheng, please make sure to take good care of our pillar of support. You must satisfy any need he has!] Gou Pingsheng: Fuck (*≧m≦*) Also known as: "The Whole World Is Forcing Me to Give Myself to That Blond Man," "The Bittersweet Everyday Life of Being the Mediating Link Between Ordinary People and the Superpowered," and "I Got Rich by Livestreaming in an Underground City" Couple: One-on-one, happy ending, older seme A genuinely unlucky, hot-tempered, recklessly bold and spirited uke versus a genuinely unhinged, elegant blond emperor of a seme Theme: Be a cockroach that just won't die. Oh yeah~