You're Ugly, I'm Blind

Name: You're Ugly, I'm Blind
Author: Meng Meng

你丑，我瞎

by Meng Meng (蒙梦)

Status: Completed
Length: 140k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 5y ago
Source: JJWXC

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From the start, all he has is a dog; he has to scavenge for all his gear. One day, Lu the Charlatan takes President Zhong by the hand and says, "You have a remarkable build, extraordinary talent, and an aura of righteousness. You are destined to be my perfect match." President Zhong says expressionlessly, "I'm a man." Lu the Charlatan: "I don't mind." President Zhong's mouth twitches. "I'm ugly." Lu the Charlatan: "Perfect. I'm blind."

A fake aloof, blunt fortune-teller uke who happens to be blind X a fierce-looking, devoted attack-dog seme. One-on-one, happy ending, supernatural, with the entertainment industry involved. This whole story is pure authorial nonsense! Don't take it seriously!

Strongly recommend my buddy's new story: Important Things to Know About Flipping Haunted Houses, by Yuan Ruohan. Yep, he dragged me into co-writing another one again.

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Sweet and satisfying stories, including Fourth Calamity, palace and household intrigue, and stories about transmigrating into a book or transmigrating. Mostly danmei, and only with a pursuing male lead.

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