[Brilliant as a man or a woman; a combat powerhouse; a universally adored heroine who charms men and women alike] x
[Upright and proud by day; eagerly taking off his clothes at night; an aloof sword cultivator]
[An unattainable beauty; secretly carrying a child; the Sea-Demon Emperor]
[Frail and unhinged; obsessed with being a dog; king of all nations]
P.S. There's also a girls' love storyline.
In college, Wen Xiangyu was hooked on a cultivation mobile game. Starting out as a fish, she leveled up step by step, transformed into a dragon, crushed the immortal sects, and became the only demon god in the cultivation world.
One day, her computer crashed and the game broke. Wen Xiangyu quit in a rage.
Three years later, she accidentally managed to log back into the game.
Three hundred years had passed in the cultivation world. With the spiritual qi revival, countless demonic cultivators wreaked havoc and slaughtered the innocent. The demon beasts stayed out of it, the immortal sects were overwhelmed, and the people were scattered and divided.
At this point, Wen Xiangyu transmigrated into the game, once again as a blank-slate little fish.
The good news: She still remembered her techniques and weapons.
The bad news: The techniques she had made up were now everywhere; everyone had a knockoff of her weapon, Dragon Ascension; and someone was going around claiming to be the demon god and scamming people for benefits.
Wen Xiangyu: What an impossible starting point. I can't bring myself to grind at all.
*
She lies flat for only a few days before a group of little brats she once adopted come knocking at her door. The young servant who was bullied has become a genius sword cultivator; the half-blood sea-demon slave has grown into a demon emperor ruling a region; and the frail musician has ascended to become king of all nations.
"Did you stay away for three hundred years because you wouldn't let me touch you?"
"I'm carrying your child."
"They can, but I can't?"
Wen Xiangyu: Weren't we master and disciples???
Her scheming disciples chase her all over the world. Driven to the brink, Wen Xiangyu frantically grinds her cultivation and reclaims her place as a god.
The immortals and demons go to war.
Fellow disciples: Copying the demon god again? Not everyone can be a demon god.
Demonic cultivators: This is hilarious. You dare pretend to be the real demon god with a fake Dragon Ascension?
Disciples: Master, stand back. Leave this to us.
In the space of a few breaths, spiritual energy fills the air. The blades have barely warmed before the demonic cultivators are already routed.
Wen Xiangyu clicks her tongue, wipes her blade, and sheaths it.
"Remember, every era has its own top dog, and I ascend to godhood in every era."
Blurb recorded: 2025/1/27
Theme: Love can save everything
