[Western Crossover] Sir, Please Keep Your Ticket

Next up: "[Western Crossover] A Pie Chart Over My Head," an emotion-manipulating girl x the world's second-best detective, the Red Bird. Pairing: Tim.

Lily Snow is a dedicated New York patrol officer.

Lily on duty, as usual:

"You up ahead, villain. You're speeding. Pull over immediately."

The villain stomps on the gas and tears off. Before he has gone even ten yards, he suddenly feels wind blowing over his head.

"Didn't you hear me tell you to stop?" Lily flips the villain's car roof off with one hand, then yanks him out with the other and pins him against a roadside speed limit sign.

When a certain hero arrives, he sees the villain kneeling on the ground, crying as he recites traffic violations. Beside him, a pretty policewoman in uniform walks over with a bright smile.

"Sir, you were speeding just now, too. Here's your ticket."

Later, a certain tin can becomes New York's traffic safety ambassador, a certain asylum becomes a key model site for traffic safety, and a few little birds on motorcycles obediently start wearing helmets.

The female lead is a fairy from the Celtic mythological realm of Tír na nÓg.

Pairing: Jason Todd.

Reader's guide:

1. The story involves some urban legends, but it's not scary, because the author is a scaredy-cat too.

2. The female lead is beautiful and strong, and doesn't suffer too much. The story isn't particularly indulgent or cathartic. Jason's personality is a little more easygoing here (yes, this is an OOC warning).

A friend's story: "[Western Crossover: Iron Man] Protecting Stark," loving Tony Stark with all her heart, by Two Red Bean Buns.

Coming soon: "Dane Wants to Become a Better Person [Western Crossover]," The System Begs Me to Act Like a Decent Person.

"[Western Crossover] A Pie Chart Over My Head"

Theme: Be a good citizen who obeys traffic rules.