Whatever, My Alternate Personality Will Handle It

[This is a xianxia story, with palace intrigue in the first few chapters.]

Bai Zishuang knew she was ill. She had a secondary personality that often sneaked out at night and brought her surprises.

As the eldest daughter of the Prime Minister's household, Bai Zishuang was unloved by both her father and mother.

Her younger sister said, "Beg me. If I'm in a good mood, maybe I'll talk to Mother and get her to take you to the palace banquet."

That night, strange signs appeared in the heavens. The Heavenly Master declared, "The imperial princess was switched at birth. Finding her will bring prosperity to the nation."

The next day, Bai Zishuang was found and became the star of the palace banquet. The Prime Minister's family trembled in death row. When no one else was around, the Heavenly Master knelt at Bai Zishuang's feet. "I have fulfilled my duty, disciple."

On the first day she was forced to attend the academy:

The Fifth Prince said, "Seventh Imperial Sister is blessed by fate, but she's still just a woman. Learning proper feminine virtues is enough."

The next day, Bai Zishuang entered the classroom with a little extra knowledge in her head and came first in the quiz. Her essay on how to strengthen the nation left her teacher stunned.

The Fifth Prince said, "So what if you're talented? You think you can become empress?"

The next day, the palace gates were breached, and the enemy generals knelt before Bai Zishuang's door. "We welcome Your Majesty."

The Ninth Prince said, "So what if you unify the world? An immortal has promised to take me as a disciple. From now on, you'll be nothing compared to me."

The next day, Bai Zishuang woke up having reached Foundation Establishment, and the only place in the sect was hers.

Not long after, Bai Zishuang became the foremost figure in the immortal sects.

The former number one said, "The immortal path is in decline, and the demonic path is rampant. That Demon Lord will soon..."

Bai Zishuang: Please don't say it...

The next day, a demon army appeared out of nowhere. The newly crowned Demon King, whose face was almost identical to Bai Zishuang's, knelt on one knee. "A Shuang, will you allow me to become one with you in another way?"

Reader's guide:

1. A rapid-leveling story.

2. It's a narcissistic romance. The main personality is laid-back, while the secondary personality (male) can't stand seeing the main personality suffer the slightest injustice. He makes sure the face-slapping is ready for the next day that very night. He can conquer the demon realm in one night, too. It's the protagonist's halo, obviously.

---Upcoming stories---

1. My next narcissistic romance: "Please Follow the Livestream Rules [Infinite]"

2. Blurb for "After Traveling to the Past to Revive the Mystic Sect, I Traveled Back Again [Metaphysics]"

After traveling to the past and reviving the Mystic Sect, Ai Xia returned to the moment her biological parents had just found her, when she was about to take the place of the fake heiress and marry the Ye family's comatose eldest son.

By then, the Mystic Sect was flourishing. Even the right to clean the ancestral hall was fiercely contested by all the great families.

The fake heiress said, "Sister, I just won an interview for the job of cleaning the ancestral hall. From now on, I'll have to carry our ancestors' memorial tablets, so I can't get married. We can't afford to offend the Ye family, but carrying our ancestors' tablets is the highest honor. You'll just have to take my place and marry the Ye family's eldest son."

Ai Xia: "?"

She wasn't even dead yet, so why were they already setting up her memorial tablet?

3. Blurb for "The Male Lead and the Villain Can't Be the Same Person"

Ling Danxue read a cultivation novel. The villain in the book was exceptionally gifted, originally the youngest Nascent Soul cultivator in the history of the cultivation world. But at a certain Dao debate conference, he was accused of carrying demonic energy.

Everyone thought he had advanced so quickly by cultivating demonic arts. Betrayed by everyone, he fell to the demonic path on the spot and fled to the demon realm. But the cultivation world wouldn't let it go. They risked their lives to enter the demon realm and grind him to dust. Fortunately, after turning to demonic cultivation, he advanced even faster, defeating everyone who came for him and becoming a Demon God along the way.

But no one in the cultivation world was afraid.

Because after they repeatedly failed to kill the villain, the male lead appeared out of nowhere. With the protagonist's halo, the male lead was even more talented than the villain, and trampled all the villain's glory underfoot to become the hope of the entire cultivation world.

When she saw the final battle, where the villain wiped out most of the cultivators single-handedly but ultimately died at the male lead's sword, Ling Danxue was heartbroken.

What had the villain done wrong? Was he a villain just because he was too powerful?

Because he was so talented, you accused him of cultivating demonic arts without even investigating?

He put up with it and left to build a life somewhere else, but you still chased him to his own territory to wipe him out? Then you blamed him for fighting back?

And you, male lead: the villain's original fiancée became your Dao companion, his original nemesis became your lackey, and everything that had belonged to him became yours. He was just quietly cultivating in the demon realm, and you still insisted on killing him?

Ling Danxue was so furious she nearly ascended on the spot. Then she transmigrated into the book, arriving at the scene where the villain was being betrayed by everyone. Her identity: the villain's current fiancée, and the male lead's future Dao companion.

Ling Danxue, villain fan and male lead hater: Kid! Go cultivate without a care! I'll take care of digging a hole for the male lead!

What she didn't know was that there was an extra chapter after the final chapter.

In the extra, at the victory banquet, the male lead shed his disguise amid the chorus of praise, revealing the villain's face.

Heaven was hell.

[Redemption]

Theme: If you don't mess with me, I won't mess with you