[Completed. My new novel, Can We Get Remarried Today?, is currently updating.]
Professor Lin of Linshan University was always self-possessed, putting on the air of someone who planned to devote his whole life to academia.
At a lecture, the students’ questions became more and more pointed.
Student 1: Professor Lin, you’re already in your thirties and still haven’t dated. Do you have some kind of health problem?
Professor Lin frowned: I love...
Student 1 cut in, tears streaming down their face: Sob! You love academia, right?! Your dedication is so moving! I’ll definitely follow your guidance and study hard!
Professor Lin finished speaking slowly: "My wife is sleeping in the back."
At the very back of the classroom, a young woman was asleep with her head on the desk.
*
One day after they got married, they had a huge fight, and Cheng Lu, who had a fiery temper, stormed out and slammed the door.
Professor Lin was anxious at home. It didn’t take long for him to cave, but Cheng Lu’s phone was unreachable, and he couldn’t find her anywhere.
A hundred news stories about missing women flashed through Professor Lin’s mind. He called the police.
As soon as the call connected:
"Officer, my wife is missing. We argued this morning and she went out, and I haven’t heard from her since. Her name is Cheng Lu..."
The police officer on the other end shouted, "Sister Lu! Your husband just reported you missing!"
"Have you admitted you were wrong?" Cheng Lu’s voice came through the phone.
A crowd around them was eavesdropping.
Professor Lin: "…"
The officer relayed her words: "Sister Lu says she’s really angry. If you don’t take the initiative and apologize properly, she won’t come back."
Afterward, the two made up, and Professor Lin wrote a thousand-character apology, his handwriting neat, every word expressing his sincerity.
Content Warnings:
This is all made up, so don’t apply it to real life.
Just messing around, with no writing skill or logic.
No personal attacks or disruptive comments.
Reading Guide:
Tough, fiery policewoman × professor with an overactive imagination, like a retired official
Maximum sweetness
Updates at six in the morning
Short story
Next novel, available for pre-order: My Girlfriend Is Way Too Sweet, with a sweet and adorable girl × a dramatic, delicate white-flower school bully
Blurb:
The young master of the Xie family, Xie Linyi, was lawless and arrogant. No one at Second High dared to provoke him.
Later, when he found out he had an arranged marriage, he gave a cold sneer. "If she dares show up, I’ll make her cry as she leaves Second High."
His friends: Brother Lin is awesome!
The first time Xia Chan met her little arranged fiance, she thought he looked absolutely miserable.
He was always alone, had a cold expression, and a group of scary-looking people had cornered him against the wall!
Xia Chan couldn’t take it anymore. She stepped in front of Xie Linyi without hesitation and declared righteously, "If you keep bullying him, I’ll beat you up!"
Xie Linyi raised an eyebrow, looked at Xia Chan, and smiled.
Everyone who witnessed it: ...?
How could they possibly dare bully Brother Lin!
Later, the students at Second High noticed that the arrogant Xie Linyi had changed. Whenever the new transfer student stood behind him, looking furious, he would grab a classmate, glare at them, and say, "Why are you bullying me again?"
Then the little transfer student would wave her fist and threaten to beat them up.
Meanwhile, the boss of Second High, Xie Linyi, standing behind the transfer student, looked weak, pitiful, and innocent.
*
At a gathering with friends, they laughed and said, "Brother Lin, so this is your little arranged fiancee. She looks pretty dumb. She actually thinks you’re a weakling? When are you going to kick her out of Second High?"
Xie Linyi bounced his leg and said nothing.
The next day, someone saw Xie Linyi leaning over the transfer student’s desk, pretending to be vulnerable as he said, "I still don’t understand this problem. Could you explain it to me again?"
The transfer student patted his head. "I’ll explain it, but you can’t cry, okay?"
His friends’ eyes nearly popped out of their heads.
Brother Lin, wake up! You’re not a delicate white flower!
Theme:
This mother, no wonder the children she gave birth to didn't like her.
Why is the male protagonist's mother so stupid? She still can't tell right from wrong at such an age.
The hero's mother is really disgusting
It's not her own incompetence that caused all this. She can't even control her children after her husband is gone. She uses others as life-saving straws. Is she mentally retarded?
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet! ! I really like the male protagonist like the professor (>^ω^<)
What about copywriting? ? ? ? Although it looks very good, I still really want to read the copywriting!
What about copywriting? ? ? ? Although it looks very good, I still really want to read the copywriting!
I couldn't stop laughing while reading it. I haven't read such a sweet novel in a long time! ! ! !
The hero's mother is so stupid, I really can't forgive her. MD, is there anyone who indulges a mistress like you? If I were her daughter-in-law and son, I would never forgive such a mother. This mother can't carry it, and if her son can't carry it either, the mistress will definitely be in the upper position. The male protagonist's performance was pretty good, at least he didn't have a good attitude towards the mistress, unlike his idiotic mother. His mother is really not pitiful, but this kind of woman is mentally retarded.
Why can't I find the content in the introduction in the book?
This mother, no wonder the children she gave birth to didn't like her.
Why is the male protagonist's mother so stupid? She still can't tell right from wrong at such an age.
The hero's mother is really disgusting
It's not her own incompetence that caused all this. She can't even control her children after her husband is gone. She uses others as life-saving straws. Is she mentally retarded?
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet! ! I really like the male protagonist like the professor (>^ω^<)
What about copywriting? ? ? ? Although it looks very good, I still really want to read the copywriting!
What about copywriting? ? ? ? Although it looks very good, I still really want to read the copywriting!
I couldn't stop laughing while reading it. I haven't read such a sweet novel in a long time! ! ! !
The hero's mother is so stupid, I really can't forgive her. MD, is there anyone who indulges a mistress like you? If I were her daughter-in-law and son, I would never forgive such a mother. This mother can't carry it, and if her son can't carry it either, the mistress will definitely be in the upper position. The male protagonist's performance was pretty good, at least he didn't have a good attitude towards the mistress, unlike his idiotic mother. His mother is really not pitiful, but this kind of woman is mentally retarded.
Why can't I find the content in the introduction in the book?